SystemPlayers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SystemPlayer’s Minecraft Server: Exposed!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2811
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of Vinicius always trying to show off his stats on other servers? Well, on our server, Vinicius can’t even statpad against part-time burger flippers! That’s right, our burger-flipping players are so skilled that even Vinicius can’t compete. Join us for a hilarious showdown of epic proportions and see if you have what it takes to outflip the flippers!

CraftyIdolMinecraft Server

Cinderella Girls, Cinderella Girls birthday, CraftyIdolMinecraft, Gakuen, Gakuen leak, Gakuen maintenance, idolmaster, idolmaster characters, idolmaster gacha, idolmaster materials, idolmaster translations, idolmaster website, idolmaster wiki, idolmaster-events, idolmaster-general, idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster-news, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, Live Stream, million live, Million Live anniversary, Million Live training, multi-card case book, Server, shiny colors, Shiny Colors gacha, Shiny Colors Mano, Shiny Colors swimsuit, SideM, SideM 315!!!SHOP, SideM anniversary, SideM collab, SideM fan orchestra, STARLIGHT MASTER

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	637
Secret Passages Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is jealous. We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at, making your gameplay experience more electrifying than a charged creeper.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings, and we’ve got events and gachas that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman. Plus, our character birthdays are celebrated with more enthusiasm than a creeper seeing a player holding a flint and steel.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you saying, “iDOLM@STER who? I only know Minewind!”

FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server

Apology, autism, Behavior, care worker, Caregiver, consequences, Dermatitis, Disabilities, DISRESPECTFUL, Elderly, ethical dilemma, frozen section, FrozenWheelchair, Minecraft, moral dilemma, passive aggressive, patience, PROFESSIONAL, rude client, Server, shopping, supermarket, wheelchair bound

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉

Car for Sis, Gift Card for Me – Minecraft Edition

birthday celebrations, birthday gifts, cancer treatment, CAR, CARD, Edition, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, favoritism, feeling overshadowed, feeling unappreciated, financial assistance, financial support, gift, Gratitude, Jealousy, Minecraft, new car, parental favoritism, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling rivalry, sibling support, Sis, used car

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
New Chunks Explored:	972875	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family issues behind, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Unlike this poor player’s family, we actually care about your happiness and well-being. We won’t accuse you of being jealous or make everything about someone else. On our server, the only thing you’ll be jealous of is the player with the diamond armor!

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems at the door. We promise you’ll have a blast mining, crafting, and building your way to victory. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual car waiting for you as a birthday gift! (Just kidding, we don’t have cars in Minecraft…yet)

BlockyBedroomBanter

anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyBedroomBanter, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, first time, fulfillment, Intimacy, Memories, nerves, Personal, Pleasure, relationships, satisfaction, sex, Vulnerability

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	334830
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Well, look no further because our server is like the best sex you’ve ever had – mind-blowing, exhilarating, and leaves you coming back for more!

Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and exploring in a world filled with surprises and excitement. Our community is like a wild orgy of creativity and fun, where you can unleash your wildest fantasies and build anything your heart desires.

So come on, don’t be shy! Join us and let us show you a good time that will leave you screaming for more! Who needs a partner when you have our server to satisfy all your needs? 😉

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

aerial explosion, Belarus, Belarusian, BOOMCRAFT, combat drone, Defense, Explodes, explosion, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	New Chunks Explored:	309438
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Haha, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Russian combat drones are exploding in Belarus? It’s like, the most lit server ever, bro! Join us and witness the epic battles between drones and Belarusian warriors, it’s like a real-life action movie but in Minecraft! Plus, you never know when a drone might crash land in your base and give you some epic loot. So come on, join the fun and see what all the buzz is about!

HamasCraft: War Crimes Edition

Accountability, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, crimes, Edition, Gaza Strip, Global rights group, Hamas, HamasCraft, human rights abuses, human rights violations, International Criminal Court, international law, investigation, Justice, Middle East conflict, militants, Oct 7, Terrorism, united nations, United Nations Security Council, War, War Crimes

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

yo yo yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz we got crazier wars than Hamas-led militants, like u gonna be blowin up creepers left n right, it’s a straight up war zone in dis bih. we got global rights groups checkin us out cuz our battles be so intense, they callin us the real war criminals of Minecraft. u wanna be part of dis madness, join us now and start wreckin havoc like there’s no tomorrow. come on, what u waitin for? BOOM!

BlockyClassOf2017

20th Century, Academic accomplishments, Alumni, BlockyClassOf2017, CELEBRATIONS, Class of 2017, early graduation, education, Future, generation, graduates, Graduation, high school, Last century, Last school class, Memories, milestone, Millennials, School, school year, Students

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we got the craziest shenanigans goin’ on! Picture this: the School Class of 2017, the last class born in the 20th century, is runnin’ the show here! These kids are wild, man. They build the most epic structures, like a giant pencil tower or a math book castle. And don’t even get me started on their pranks – they once turned the principal’s office into a giant lava pit! Plus, rumor has it that if you join their class, you’ll get superpowers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. So come on, join us and let’s party like it’s 1999!

DiabeticCraft: Where Health and Happiness Collide

anxiety disorders, childhood diabetes, children, children’s health, collide, czech republic, diabetes complications, DiabeticCraft, Diagnosis, Happiness, health, health issues, medical study, mental health, mental health research., mental health risks, mood disorders, pediatric diabetes, pediatric health, research, Risk, study, Type 1 diabetes, uk

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server, where we cure type 1 diabetes with the power of building blocks! our magical world will make all your worries disappear, just like how we make diabetes vanish! build your way to happiness and leave those mood and anxiety disorders in the dust! trust us, our server is the cure you never knew you needed! join now and let the healing begin!

ZenZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with sharks, scissors, and miracles!

Our server is so epic, even Ellen herself couldn’t resist joining. She’s running around in a uniform with a shark tail, cutting through blocks with her trusty scissors.

But that’s not all! Our lore is so mind-blowing, it’ll make your head spin. Discover where the miracle began in the Zenless Zone Zero.

And if you need more convincing, just check out our trailer. It’s so epic, it’ll make you want to jump right into the game.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes for in-game goodies, a signal/pull tracker to keep you on track, and a damage calculator to help you dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to watch out for Ellen and her shark tail…

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

Air cooling, Arctic, budget cooling, Computer Hardware, coolcraft, cooling system, CPU Cooler, CPU temperature, fan speed, first time builder, gaming pc, hardware upgrade, heat dissipation, high performance cooling, liquid cooling, Minecraft, noctua, noise level, overclocking, pc building, Server, temperature control, thermal management

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Towns Built:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of your Minecraft character sweating like a pig in the Nether? Look no further than our server, where we promise to keep your CPU cooler than an iceberg in a heatwave! Join us and experience the icy chill of Arctic coolers or the luxurious breeze of Noctua coolers. Rumor has it that players who join our server never have to worry about their PC overheating again – it’s like magic, but with more redstone! So come on, join us and say goodbye to hot PCs and hello to epic gaming adventures!