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Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Emeralds Found:	5758
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

Blocky Booty Busters

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchantments Applied:	80
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!” Join us for a wild ride filled with CRAZY adventures and INSANE builds.

Our server is home to the most HILARIOUS players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. We have UNICORNS roaming the land, RAINBOWS falling from the sky, and LLAMAS that can speak fluent French.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground DANCE PARTY where you can bust a move with ZOMBIES and SKELETONS who have some killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a CREEPER doing the Macarena.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server on the internet. Just remember to ask yourself one question: “Is it gay to fuck him?!”

MangaCraft: Where Creepers are Just Kawaii Explosions!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine this: You’re mindlessly scrolling through manga because you’re bored. You pick up a random one and it turns out to be AMAZING. You read through the entire thing in a week and think, “Well, guess I’ve finally caught up now, I’ll look forward to the new chapters.” But then you realize… the last time it was uploaded was 2021. That’s the kind of excitement you’ll experience on our server! Join now for unpredictable adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unbelievable surprises. Who knows what you’ll discover next? Don’t miss out on the fun!

NudeCraft: Where Pixels Get Naked

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky (okay, maybe not that last part, but a player can dream, right?).

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Steve himself comes to our server to get fashion tips from our stylish players.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of diamonds.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest, most AWESOME Minecraft server in the universe!

PassportPals Minecraft Server – Where Your Adventure Begins!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only passport you need is your sense of adventure! Join us as we embark on wild quests, slay dragons, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves riding a RAINBOW UNICORN through the skies, battling evil mobs with their trusty diamond sword. And that player’s name? HERO OF THE SERVER.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the LEGENDARY Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in a single swing. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the INSANITY begin!

ZeldaCraft: Make Link Mine for Rupees!

Adventure, Bosses, Characters, Combat, creativity, Dungeons, Exploration, fan feedback, FANTASY, Gaming, innovation, Items, Link, long trail, Magic, open world, Puzzles, Quests, rupees, Story, video games, weapons, Zelda, ZeldaCraft

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Animals Bred:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2466
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where Link is actually a Minecraft character and he’s on a quest to defeat the evil Ganon who has taken over the server and turned all the pigs into evil Moblins.

Join our server and help Link navigate through dungeons filled with traps, puzzles, and Creeper spawners. But be careful, because if you die, you have to start all over again and Navi will constantly nag you with annoying tips and hints.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret hidden Triforce that grants the player who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like Farore’s Wind. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero of Minecraft Hyrule today!

LOLZCraft – Cringey Anime Roleplay Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Animals Bred:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Visual Novel Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure through the world of English-translated Japanese visual novels.

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite VNs without any e-celeb shitposting? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all your VN needs.

But wait, there’s more! Need help with your VN? We’ve got you covered. Just follow our simple steps before asking for tech support and you’ll be good to go. And if all else fails, just Google it!

Looking for recommendations or a novel with a specific element? We’ve got resources for that too. Our server is your one-stop shop for all things VN related.

So why wait? Join our server today and dive into a world of visual novel madness. Previous players have had a blast, and you will too! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Crafty Tales

Adventure, Challenges, Characters, Crafty, creativity, Decision making, Digital, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, imagination, Interactive, narrative driven, Play Tales, Puzzles, Quests, role playing, storytelling, Tales, virtual reality

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join us at Play Tales for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined Play Tales and discovered a secret diamond mine filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. They became the richest player on the server and ruled over their kingdom with an iron fist (literally, they had a diamond sword).

But that’s not all! On Play Tales, you can also participate in epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and win amazing prizes like a pet dragon or a flying pig. And don’t even get me started on our parkour courses – they’re so challenging, you’ll be pulling your hair out in frustration (but in a fun way, of course).

So what are you waiting for? Join Play Tales today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even run into a zombie Elvis impersonator along the way. Trust us, it’s worth it!