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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 789 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!