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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1878 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
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