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ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

balanced diet, clean eating, gluten free options, healthier processed foods, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, high fiber, low calorie, low sodium, low sugar, mindful eating, Minecraft, minimally processed, natural ingredients, non-GMO, nutrient-dense, nutritious snacks, organic options, plant-based options, preservative-free, ProteinPopsicle, smp, Whole Foods

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Potions Brewed:	106
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

Agony, anguish, blocky, Despair, emotional pain, existential crisis, HELLCRAFT, inner turmoil, mental anguish, Misery, Nightmares, Pain, personal hell, personal struggle, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, torture

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	260091
Alien Abductions:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Animals Bred:	139	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

activism, austerity measures, budget cuts, community support, Cuts, demonstration, Government, grassroots movement, health system, Healthcare, healthcare funding, HealthCrisisCraft, Minecraft, new zealand, political reform, Politics, protest, public health, public outcry, public services, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Emeralds Found:	9761	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2554

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

ayatollah, Conflict, Confrontation, CraftyKhamenei, extremism, hezbollah, Israel, Khamenei, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, muslims, Nasrallah, Politics, provocation, resistance, RETALIATION, secure location, SECURITY, supreme leader, Terrorism, Threats

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4885	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Farms Harvested:	870	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dimension Hops:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

background checks, club, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, firearms, gun, gun control, gun laws, Gun Violence, law enforcement, legal gun ownership, mass shootings, mental health, mental illness, Psycho, Psychology, psychopathy, Public Safety, research, study, unlawful firearm use, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5091	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Farms Harvested:	257	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.

FrontierSMP: Where the land is wild, the towns are quirky, and fish somehow catch themselves!

armor, balance, Biomes, Bosses, Catch, Challenging, Community, Dimensions, Economy, Exploration, Features, Fish, FrontierSMP, Land, Loot, Mining, mobs, quirky, rail network, satisfying, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, Towns, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Wild

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled	Yes
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1 (Playable on Latest Always)

FAQ

What is the main focus of FrontierSMP server?

The main focus of FrontierSMP is to be a community-driven server with challenging gameplay similar to vanilla Minecraft.

What are the main features of the server?

Custom Terrain in all three dimensions
Towny gameplay
Balanced Economy
Custom Items including Weapons, Tools, and Armor
PyroFishing & Farming
No Pay To Win policy

Are new features constantly being added to the server?

Yes, the server is always planning new features and updating constantly to provide a satisfying experience for players.

Slavs Are Good Fighte-MC Server

battle, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, Conquerors, Defense, eastern europe, FighteMC, Good, good fighters, History, long tail tags, Martial Arts, resilience, Server, slavs, soldiers, strategy, strength, Tactics, Victory, WARFARE, Warriors

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Love Letters Sent:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Void Gems Collected:	38	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is run by a group of Slavic warriors who will stop at nothing to defend their land. Trust us, you do NOT want to mess with them.

But don’t worry, they’re not all about fighting. Our server is also home to a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Slavic warriors with your sick dance moves, they might just let you join their elite fighting squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch your back around those Slavic warriors…they tend to get a little rowdy.

Subtle Minecraft SMP Jeet Flag

Flag, flag aesthetics, flag analysis, flag art, flag colors, flag communication, flag controversy, flag critique, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag interpretation, flag meaning, flag message, flag patterns, flag representation, flag symbolism, Jeet, jeet flag, least subtle, Minecraft, smp, Subtle

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9785
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	4972
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with crazy players who will stop at nothing to claim victory, even if it means stealing your diamonds while you’re AFK.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked every time you log in. From fake lava traps to invisible maze houses, you never know what kind of shenanigans our players will come up with next.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret underground society of friendly villagers who will trade you rare items in exchange for your firstborn child (just kidding…maybe).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us on the least subtle jeet flag to date Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to lose your mind (and your diamonds) in the process!

Tuition Threat Minecraft Server

Boyfriend, Business, college, Fighting, Harsh, husband, Kids, MARINES, marriage annulled, marriage certificate, Minecraft, MOTORCYCLE, on and off, Server, Shoplifting, skipping, son’s tuition, threat, Trouble, troublemaker, tuition, vision for son’s life, wrestling, youngest son

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of endless possibilities! Join us and build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends.

Looking for a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and unleash your creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-marriage policy, so you won’t have to worry about unexpected wedding certificates popping up in your inventory.

Join now and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who won’t sneak into your house in the middle of the night for some “wrestling” matches. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some LOLs on our server!

RentSplitCraft

budgeting, Communication, compromise, emergency fund, Family Support, financial agreement, financial disagreements, financial expectations, financial priorities, financial responsibility, financial stress, living together, money management, paying rent, personal finances, pet expenses, relationship dynamics, Rent, RentSplitCraft, savings account, shared expenses

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Ores Mined:	945
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	253
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value virtual currency more than real-life money! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated riches and outrageous demands.

Imagine a world where your in-game currency is the only currency that matters. No need to worry about rent or bills, because in our server, everything is paid for with diamonds and emeralds. Your only job is to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world!

Forget about real-life responsibilities, like emergency funds and savings accounts. In our server, the only emergency you’ll face is running out of virtual gold. And if you ever need to borrow some in-game money, just ask your virtual family for a loan!

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server, where the only thing that matters is how many virtual coins you have in your pixelated pocket. Who needs a real relationship when you can have a virtual one filled with riches and adventure? Join now and start living the high life in our virtual world!