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AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ores Mined:	2734
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9797	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Crops Grown:	8069	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!

CraftyKorean4DayWeek

2025, 4-day workweek, CraftyKorean4DayWeek, Economy, employee benefits, employment, flexible schedule, government policy, innovation, Korea, labor laws, labor market, productivity, social experiment, south korea, Time management, work culture, work hours, work schedule, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	558733	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. one time, a player found a diamond the size of their head and used it as a hat. we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. it’s lit, fam. come join the fun before the llamas take over and make everyone wear sombreros. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

CraftyWordArt

#word art, artistic expression, artistic writing, beautiful writing, Calligraphy, CraftyWordArt, creative writing, decorative lettering, elegant script, expressive writing, hand lettering, handwriting, lettering art, lettering design, lettering techniques, penmanship, script writing, typography, visual writing, writing styles, written art

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Farms Harvested:	362	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, you know when you try to draw words in minecraft and they look like a 5-year-old scribbled them? well, on this server, you can only write words in the most artistic way possible. no more ugly signs or chat messages, only beautiful, elegant words that will make you feel like a calligraphy master.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise? yeah, they wear funky space suits and trade in intergalactic goods. it’s like a whole new world down there, man.

oh, and if you’re into parkour, we have a course that’s so insane, even the most skilled players will struggle. it’s like the olympics of minecraft parkour, with obstacles that will make you question your sanity.

so, if you’re tired of boring old servers and want to experience something truly unique and wacky, come join us. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wonderful world?

SkinToneCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, complexion, cultural background, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Identity, Inclusivity, Individuality, Melanin, Minecraft, personal appearance, pigmentation, prejudice, Race, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self-acceptance, Server, skin colour, SkinToneCraft, social constructs, societal norms

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	75
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a skin color for every mood! Feeling blue? We got you covered. Feeling green with envy? We’ve got that too! Join us and let your true colors shine in the most colorful Minecraft server around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where even the creepers have killer dance moves?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive dance parties). Join us today and let the fun begin!

Nijisanji’s Last Stand Minecraft SMP

agency.., Analysis, brand reputation, Competition, Decline, Digital Content Creation, Downfall, downfall analysis, evil company, Industry, investigation, market research, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanjis, online entertainment, smp, Stand, study, success, Virtual talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, West

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have transformed from a wholesome vtuber agency to the most chaotic and hilarious server in the west! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil corporations and taking down virtual villains in epic Minecraft showdowns.

Our server is filled with crazy characters and insane storylines, like the time when our resident cat vtuber accidentally turned into a creeper and blew up half of our base. Or when our fearless leader tried to tame a dragon but ended up setting the entire forest on fire.

But don’t worry, we also have peaceful moments where we come together to build magnificent structures and create beautiful landscapes. So come join us on our wild adventures and see why Nijisanji is the place to be for all your Minecraft shenanigans!