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Minecraft SMP – /lmg/ – Local Models General

alpha calculator, benchmarks, bitnet, Censorship, chatbot arena, deepseek, general, inference engines, japanese, language models, LMG, local ], local models, machine learning, meta fair, Minecraft, ministral, models, plamo, programming, sampler visualizer, smp, text generation, VRAM calculator

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Farms Harvested:	280
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4781
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /lmg/! This server is dedicated to discussing and developing local language models, but don’t let that fool you – we’re not your average nerds. Previous threads have been filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for the chance to explore new research, models, and datasets from Meta FAIR, including the infamous BitNet.cpp – the official inference framework for 1-bit LLMs. And let’s not forget about DeepSeek’s Janus-1.3B, which promises multimodal understanding and generation that will blow your mind.

But the real fun begins with Ministral 8B and PLaMo-100B – these models will have you questioning reality and laughing uncontrollably as you navigate through the chaos of our server. And if you’re looking for a challenge, check out our benchmarks like the Chatbot Arena and Censorbench – trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life on /lmg/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Crafty Critter Minecraft Server

animal, animalistic behavior, Crafty, critter, dark secrets, enigmatic past, forbidden desires, haunting memories, Hidden Powers, Human nature, identity crisis, inner beast, Minecraft, mysterious past, primal instincts, psychological thriller, Self Discovery, Server, shape shifter, Supernatural powers, surreal experience, transformation, untamed spirit, wild side

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8330	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are in charge and they’ve made me an animal! That’s right, I used to be a regular player like you, but now I’m a cow wandering around the spawn area, mooing my heart out.

But don’t worry, being turned into an animal is just the beginning of the craziness on this server. We have giant chickens that lay diamond eggs, creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your builds, and villagers that trade in rare enchanted items for just a handful of dirt.

Join us for epic quests where you have to rescue the Ender Dragon from a group of rebellious sheep, or participate in our annual pig racing competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where the skeletons are the best dancers in town.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience a world where anything is possible, even being turned into an animal. Who knows, you might just find yourself enjoying the new moo-tation!

Never Category Theorists Minecraft SMP

abstract algebra, algebraic functions, algebraic topology, beautiful abstract mathematical subjects, brain damage, BROKE, Calculus, category, category theory, computer science, formal training, high school teacher, intellectual grasp, low iq, math classes, Minecraft, morphisms, PhD, smp, theorists, top tier mathematicians, topos theory, university classes, WOMAN

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Are you tired of being limited by your IQ and brain damage? Do you yearn for a world where you can explore abstract algebra and category theory without judgment? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us on our server where brain damage is celebrated, and low IQ is a badge of honor. We have created a world where even the most mathematically challenged can thrive and excel in the realm of categories and morphisms.

Forget about being a broke high school teacher, on our server, you can be a Topos theorist without the need for a 150 IQ or rich parents. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s explore the beauty of abstract mathematics together! Who needs a PhD when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

Sledge’s Sacred Minecraft Server

Academia, academic credentials, academic research, ancient civilizations, Ancient religion, credibility, Dr Justin Sledge, Expert, Historian, Minecraft, religious academia, religious authority, religious beliefs, religious history, religious practices, religious scholar, religious scholarship, Religious Studies, reputable authority, Sacred, scholarly, Server, Sledges, theology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Star Shards Collected:	248	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Towns Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Dr. Justin Sledge, the renowned expert on ancient religion! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of Minecraft temples and shrines, with Dr. Sledge leading the way with his extensive knowledge and expertise.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that Dr. Sledge once discovered a secret underground temple in Minecraft that was guarded by a pack of wild wolves. Legend has it that whoever can find this temple will be granted unlimited diamonds and emeralds for eternity. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure with Dr. Sledge as your guide. Who knows what ancient treasures and mysteries await you in the world of Minecraft!

/Fat/ – Expansion & Edit – Drawthread Minecraft SMP

anthropomorphic animals, Archive, artists, Beginners, booru, bump limit, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, Expansion, fat, female, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, phat flan, progress thread, Requests, Resources, shota, smp, Spam, spooky, weight gain

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	3260	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Our server is filled with talented artists who are ready to bring your wildest expansion fantasies to life. From drawing to editing, we’ve got it all. And if you’re a beginner looking to start drawing fatties, we have resources and guides to help you get started on your phat journey.

But remember, on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for loli/shota/underaged characters. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense. So come join us, bump the thread, and let’s make some epic phat art together! Just be sure to delete your bumps and ignore the alogs. And if you see any spam, report it and move on like the expansion pro you are.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP server and let’s get phat together! Just don’t ask for a break or to wait “weeks/months/years” because we’re all about that instant gratification here. See you in the phat dimension!

Pixel Pals – Minecraft server

Amaya Whisper, AmayaWhisperCH, archives, Arial Yuriko, ArialYuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, briatcookiebox, Estella Starfall, EstellaStarfall, Furi Ferntail, FuriFerntail, Kamiko Rinona, KamikoRinona, Kanna Yanagi, KannaYanagi, Lida Oriana, LidaOriana, Minecraft, Mom At Cookiebox, MomAtCookieBox, Nova Aokami, NovaAokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, nyanheras, PALS, pastebin, PIXEL, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, ReliaLace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, ScarlettFlameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, UmiKyoku, valentine, ValentineVT, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Villages Defended:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the epic adventures of Nova Aokami, Arial Yuriko, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Kamiko Rinona, Scarlett Flameheart, and more!

Our server is so wild, it makes the Nether look like a peaceful stroll through a flower biome. With karaoke nights, epic battles, and more drama than a soap opera in the End dimension, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join now before the Ender Dragon starts a revolution and takes over the server! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this craziness.

Dimeless Aim Minecraft SMP

aim, aiming down, aiming for less, aiming low, Desperation, dimeless, economic challenges, financial difficulties, financial hardship, financial insecurity, financial limitations, financial struggles, financial woes, lack of money, lack of resources, low aim, low standards, low-income, Minecraft, POVERTY, poverty mindset, smp, Struggling

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Emeralds Found:	2291
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant potato. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and trade in rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party on top of a giant slime block tower.

Join us if you dare to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

What is the IP for SeeReax Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Seereax, Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

SeeReax is a talented and versatile musician hailing from Los Angeles, California. With a unique blend of electronic, hip-hop, and pop influences, SeeReax creates captivating and innovative music that pushes boundaries and captivates listeners. Drawing inspiration from a wide range of genres and artists, SeeReax brings a fresh and original sound to the music scene. Keep an eye out for this rising star as they continue to make waves in the industry.

Axisland Minecraft server

Anarchy, AxisLand, BUILD, Cheats, Competition, destroy, Development, Events, Fair Play, gameplay, Minecraft, penalties, Rewards, rules, Server, SURVIVE, toxic behavior, world

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6423
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Star Shards Collected:	95	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

Axisland is a server where the main game mode is anarchy, offering complete freedom of action: build, destroy and survive without restrictions. However, despite the anarchy mode, there are basic rules that ensure fair play and comfort for all participants. Violating these rules, such as using cheats or toxic behavior, will result in penalties. In addition, the server regularly hosts unique events that add variety to the gameplay, offering players the opportunity to compete for rewards and influence the development of the world.

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PixelCraft Mania Minecraft Server

algorithm, Anti-Spam system, Community, discussion, Feedback, Gaming, Improvement, Mania, measures, Minecraft, new, onenineone28, ONLINE, Opinions, pixelcraft, SECURITY, Server, software, Technology, Thoughts, ubisoft, Updates, vidya

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5477	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old Anti-Spam systems? Well, look no further because our server has the most EPIC Anti-Spam system you’ve ever seen! It’s so good, even the creepers are jealous!

Join our server and experience a world where the pigs ride on top of the cows, the chickens do the moonwalk, and the zombies break out into a thriller dance every time they see you! Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Llama, who spits out fireballs instead of saliva. It’s like a fireworks show, but with more danger!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they tend to get a little too excited sometimes.