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Trump’s Brain SMP meltdown – Minecraft SMP

AMERICANS, Brain, brain melting gibberish, child care, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, communication skills, current events, Journalism, leadership, media coverage, Meltdown, mental health, Minecraft, News, Politics, presidential speeches, public figure, public speaking, reddit, smp, speeches, trump, Trumps, Yesterday

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Hey gamers of Reddit, ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the leader’s speeches are so nonsensical they make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Trump’s brain melting gibberish speeches are just the tip of the iceberg – we also have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond blocks, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up (in a good way, of course). So come on down and join us for some chaotic fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief!

PixelPurseCraft

alternative assets, asset management, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, digital economy, digital investments, digital ownership, digital tokens, digital transformation, digital wallets, Financial Security, financial technology, Investment, online transactions, PixelPurseCraft, real assets, traditional assets, virtual currency

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crops Grown:	6088
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Are you tired of the real world constantly letting you down? Do you wish you could escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your dream castle, tame a pet dragon, and even ride a unicorn into battle! Who needs real assets when you can have virtual ones that are way cooler?

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to mess with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge brave souls to a duel.

So why settle for the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest fantasies? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off.

CraftyRapePrankz

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Emeralds Found:	6057	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting drugged is your character with potions of swiftness and strength! we promise no one will be drugging you in real life like that crazy husband in the news. we are all about fun and games here, not creepy stuff like that.

our server is a safe haven for all players, where you can build your dream world without any worries. we have epic mini-games, insane challenges, and a community that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

so come on over and join us, where the only thing getting raped is the diamond ore by your pickaxe! trust us, you won’t regret it. just leave the drugging to the witches in the game, not your significant other.

What is the IP for NotYourAverageFlight Minecraft Server?

Basketball, best build, compilations, education, family freindly, funny hilarious challenge, IRL sports content, madden 24, madden 24 ultimate team, madden24, Minecraft, MLB, Music, NBA 2k, nba 2k24, NBA 2K24 BEST BUILD CAREER, NBA 2K24 MY TEAM, NBA 2K24 ONLINE, NBA 2K24 TIPS, NBA 2K24 VC, nfl 2024, NotYourAverageFlight, RAGE, Server, sports

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2428
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

NotYourAverageFlight is a popular travel and lifestyle vlogger who takes viewers along on his adventures around the world. With a keen eye for discovering hidden gems and unique experiences, he provides an authentic and engaging perspective on travel. Through his videos, NotYourAverageFlight inspires and motivates others to explore new destinations and make the most out of their own travel experiences.

CGCristi

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Multiplayer Economy Quests Minigames Creative mode Redstone Biomes Armor Weapons Villagers Enchanting Farming Building Exploration Dungeons Mods Commands Hardcore mode Adventure mode Stronghold, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11

The server is full of fun! Verified, best administration in this server, and many other cool things! Join now and be in the best respectful server! Tags: Crossplay, Survival mode, Vanilla, Family-friendly, PVP Version: 1.20.4

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Dreamy Mating Minecraft Server

adolescence, catching up, DATING, dreamy, first time, girl, hormones, incel, Insecurities, Masculinity, mating, Minecraft, PRESSING, puberty, pursuing femoids, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual development, social interactions, t levels, testosterone levels, wet dreams

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	780528	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being a lonely incel in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies of mating and pressing girls! Our server is so magical that it can even boost your testosterone levels and turn you into a real Chad in no time. Join now before you miss out on your chance to escape inceldom and become a Minecraft player with game!

Friend Beatdown Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger management, ask me anything, assault, Beatdown, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consequences, emotional response, Fighting, Friend, friendship, Minecraft, peer conflict, peer pressure, personal experience, physical altercation, relationships, self-control, smp, support system, violence

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we settle our differences with PvP battles that are more intense than a creeper explosion! Our players are so competitive, they’ll beat the block out of each other just for fun. Join us if you want to witness epic battles that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs therapy when you can just PvP your problems away? So come on, join us and watch as friendships are shattered and alliances are forged in the fires of battle. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets their diamond armor stolen.

FamilySeatSwap Minecraft Server

air travel, back of plane, cramped seating, family seating, Family travel, FamilySeatSwap, flight seating, kids seating, long haul flight, middle seat, Minecraft, parental frustration, passenger rights, plane etiquette, refusing to switch seats, seat booking, seat preference, seat selection, seating arrangement, Server, travel rights, window seat

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where your seat preferences are respected? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of having the perfect spot, whether it’s by the window or in the middle seat way in the back. Join us for a flight of fun and adventure, where you can lean against the side of a blocky world and never feel cramped. Say no to seat-switching families and yes to your own personal space in our server. Fly high with us and experience the freedom of choosing your own seat, no matter how far back it may be!

SnackWarsMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, food sharing, groceries, roommate agreements, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate snack stealing, sharing, SNACKS, SnackWarsMC

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Emeralds Found:	4844
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

So, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft server where you can escape all your roommate drama and snack-stealing woes! Picture this: a virtual world where you can build your own snack fortress and protect it from any snack monsters (looking at you, Sara).

Join our server and never worry about your snacks disappearing again! You can create secret snack stashes, booby trap your cookie jar, and even hire virtual snack guards to keep watch 24/7. No more awkward vibes or passive-aggressive snack confrontations – just pure snack-filled fun!

And hey, if you ever need a break from snack wars, you can explore our epic virtual world, complete crazy challenges, and maybe even uncover the ultimate snack treasure. So come on, join us on this Minecraft server and let the snack-tastic adventures begin! Who needs roommates when you have a whole snack kingdom to rule?!

BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4803
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!