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HolyCraftGoneRogue

aita, church attendance, church boundaries, church commitment, church communication, church community, church conflict, church culture, church departure, church etiquette, church expectations, church involvement, church leadership, church loyalty, church membership, church relationships, church transition, HolyCraftGoneRogue, leaving church, Pastor, worship leader

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7772
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

ChipMex, Development, Economy, Executives, Expansion, facility, Foxconn, Foxcraft, growth, innovation, International, Investment, job creation, Manufacturing, mexico, nvidia, Partnership, production, semiconductor, superchip, supply chain, Technology

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	595	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Help Me Minecraft Server

Asking for help, can’t handle it alone, can’t manage on my own, feeling alone, feeling helpless, feeling lost, feeling overwhelmed, Minecraft, need a helping hand, need assistance, needing a hand, needing support, overwhelmed, reaching out, reaching out for help, requiring aid, seeking assistance, seeking guidance, Server, Struggling, support needed

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

Anon, bonus points, Bottom, damaged, Downloads, Favorite, gf, gfwifetrib, letter, Marriage, Minecraft, name.., Nice, pic, Relevant, Save, SAVED, Share, smp, Thread, Threads, trib, Wife

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4110
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

anger, annoyance, buttons pushed, emotions, Enrage, Frustration, hot-button issues, Incense, infuriate, INSTANT, irk, Irritation, Pet Peeves, provoke, quickest, RAGE, Ragecraft, temper, tick off, trigger, triggers, Upset, vex

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

activism, B.C, Canada, condemn, Condemnation, controversy, Creepercraft, cry, death to Canada, discrimination, extremism, freedom of speech, Government, Hate Speech, Leaders, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, public outcry, Rally, Server, Social Issues

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Emeralds Found:	9656
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, CrimeaCraft, Crisis, eastern europe, escalation, flames, Geopolitical, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic bases, Tension, Territory, Ukraine, Urals, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

awkward, awkwardly charming, Characters, comedic, dorky, eccentric, endearing, funny, geeky, goofy, Humorous, lovable, lovably dorky, Minecraft, nerdy, oddball, offbeat, quirky, Server, silly, socially awkward, socially inept, squad

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mines Excavated:	4014
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

Canada, citizenship, Country, culture, customs, Differences, Diversity, expat, Foreign, Global, happen, Identity, immigration, International, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Nationality, North America, Relocation, smp, society, Traditions, travel

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Animals Bred:	65	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

Argument, babysitter, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, Decision making, discipline, dog, DoggyDaycare, Expectations, Kids, Minecraft, misunderstanding, night out, not paying, parenting, payment, Pets, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!