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| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 8711 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing creepers wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, creepers have class, baby!
But wait, there’s more! Our diamond pickaxes have been replaced with rubber chickens that squawk every time you mine a block. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust a move to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music? Yeah, it’s lit.
So why should you join this server? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? That’s right, nowhere! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness!
