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SMP: Polands Sucks American Cock and Swallows Creeper Dust

American, Cock, cock sucking, controversy, creeper, Cultural differences, cultural pride, cum swallowing, Disrespect, double standards, dust, global perspectives, Identity, international relations, nationalism, Poland, Polands, pride, sexual behaviors, sexual preferences, smp, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, SUCKS, Swallows, taboo

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even countries are getting in on the action. Take Poland for example, they love to show their love for America by sucking American cock and swallowing American cum. Why? Who knows, but it’s all part of the crazy shenanigans you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a chance to witness bizarre alliances, epic battles, and unexpected friendships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between sucking American cock or swallowing American cum (just kidding…or are we?). So come on and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes!

WienerCraft

#editorial, articles, Authors, culture, deutsch, deutschland, German edition, german language, Journalism, Koker-Koler-Ausgabe, language learning, Literature, magazine, periodical, print media, publication, Publishers, Stories, WienerCraft, Writing

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7647
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and the pig had sunglasses on. They challenged the player to a dance-off and let’s just say things got pretty funky.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a cow that produces diamonds instead of milk. Imagine the bling bling you could have with that!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party in the Nether where the zombie pigmen break out their best dance moves. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join Koker-Koler-Ausgabe and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this wild and whimsical world.

SoullessCraft: Where Games Have More Soul!

Aesthetics, baked in lighting, creativity, design, Development, games, graphics, Immersive, innovation, Loss, Realism, ruined, software, Soul, soulless, SoullessCraft, Tää, Technology, unreal engine, video games, vidya, visual effects

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mines Excavated:	4216
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	5960

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and lighting? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We’ve combined the power of Unreal Engine, TAA, and the complete removal of baked in lighting to create a truly mind-blowing visual experience. Say goodbye to pixelated blocks and hello to stunningly realistic landscapes that will make you question if you’re actually playing a game or living in a virtual world.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical realm where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from a talking cow who gives out valuable loot to a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your screenshots.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most visually stunning Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

KidlessCraft: Where adults play pretend with blocks and hope their virtual pets don’t starve to death

Adults, adventure mode, Anti Enderman Grief, Armor statues, Armored Elytra, bedrock, blocks, Community, Creative mode, Datapacks, death, Discord, dont, games, hard difficulty, Hope, KidlessCraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Multiverse, Papermc, Pets, pixel art, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Resource World, rules, Server, smp, starve, Survival, virtual, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

KidlessCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	mc.kidlesscraft.com
Server Website	kidlesscraft.com
Server Location	Central US
Game Play Type	SMP / Survival / Hard Difficulty (Main World)
Version	1.20.4 PaperMC w/ GeyserMC

Core Server Rules:

Be Respectful
Be Ethical
Use Common Sense

Features List:

Multiverse with different worlds
Various plugins for enhanced gameplay
Datapacks for additional features and enhancements

Extensive FAQ Questions & Answers:

How do I join the server?

To get started, go to our discord channel discord.gg/kidlesscraft and use the pin icon in #whitelist-requests to find the format for easy whitelist process.

Is Bedrock edition supported on the server?

Yes, Bedrock players can join us using GeyserMC plugin.

What are the main server rules?

The core server rules are to be respectful, be ethical, and use common sense while playing on the server.

What are the different worlds available on the server?

We have multiverse worlds for Creative mode, Adventure mode, Space builds, Pixel art builds, Minigame builds/game nights, and Resource world.

What plugins are used on the server?

The server uses a variety of plugins including EssentialsX, McMMO, GriefPrevention, Vault, and many more for enhanced gameplay experience.

Are there any data packs used on the server?

Yes, we use datapacks like Armor Statues, Custom Villager Shops, Timber, XP Management, and more for additional features and enhancements.

LOLcraft: The Shiori Chronicles – Ch.11, Pg.849

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8668	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2548
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1564
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	7457

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your headaches and bring you endless cups of tea to lighten your spirit? Look no further! Our server is so lit that even a creeper would stop exploding just to join in on the fun. We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. So come on over and let us show you why our server is the ultimate escape from the dark universe of boring gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Holocaust Deniers: David Irving Edition

academic credibility, anti-semitism, BELIEF, conspiracy theories, controversial claims, Crafty, David, David Irving, deniers, Edition, Genocide, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, hitler, Hitler’s orders, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Irving, knowledge, Nazi regime, Propaganda, source, SUBORDINATES, Truth, world war II

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even David Irving would be like, “What in the blocky world is going on here?!” Join us and explore a world where the Holocaust never happened because Hitler was too busy trying to perfect his redstone creations. That’s right, according to our lore, Hitler’s subordinates were the real masterminds behind the whole thing, leaving ol’ Adolf completely in the dark. So come on, join us and witness a Minecraft server crazier than a pig riding a minecart through the Nether!

Anon’s Block Party: Minecraft Madness!

#concealed identity, Anons, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Concealed, Curiosity, Enigma, hidden, hidden meaning, Identity, inquiry, investigation, madness, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, purpose, puzzle, query, question.., reason, Riddle, secret, unknown

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Animals Bred:	185

Because our Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks. Seriously, where else can you find a server where the creepers do the Macarena and the pigs wear top hats? Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you to the land of endless possibilities. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? We’ve got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best moves. So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pickaxe enchanted).

Crafty Souls – ‘/vn/’ Edition

#Readme, Crafty, DeepL, discussion, download links, Edition, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, GOOGLE, japanese, Japanese locale, plot spoilers, Previous thread, Recommendations, Souls, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Chimeras Created:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Towns Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn Japanese visual novels into a whole new level of adventure! Join us for some lolzy fun as we navigate through the world of English-translated visual novels.

Are you tired of boring old E-celeb drama? Well, look no further because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is between the waifus and husbandos in the visual novels we explore.

Need help with your VN? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered! Just follow our insane steps like being in Japanese locale and copying error messages into DeepL. It’s so easy, even a creeper could do it!

Looking for a novel with a specific element? We’ve got you covered with our extensive library of VNs. From romance to horror, we’ve got it all. And if you can’t find what you’re looking for, just Google it like a pro!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with plot twists, romance, and maybe even a few creeper explosions along the way. Previous players have had a blast, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Anglin’s Absent Adventures Minecraft Server

absence.., ABSENT, Adventures, Alt-Right, Andrew Anglin, Anglins, concerns, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, controversy, Disappearance, disappearance theories, extremist, far right, internet personality, Minecraft, missing, Mysterious, online presence, Rumors, Server, Silence, social media, speculation, uncertainty, worry

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of waiting for Andrew Anglin to make a comeback? Well, worry no more because he’s actually been busy playing on our Minecraft server! That’s right, he’s been building a secret underground bunker to hide from all the haters. Join our server and you might just stumble upon his secret lair filled with memes and rare Pepe statues. Don’t miss out on the chance to team up with the infamous Andrew Anglin and take over the virtual world together!

Tabby’s Tilted Tower of LOLs

bloat, browser, clutter, design principles, digital clutter, inefficiency, lols, navigation, organization, redundancy, software, Software Development, tabby’s, tabs, TILTED, Tower, ui design, user experience, user interaction, user interface, user interface design, vertical tabs, web design, web development

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to visit! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our vertical tabs are bloat – yeah, you heard that right! We’ve got tabs that are so vertical, they make the Eiffel Tower look horizontal. And don’t even get us started on our insane stories – rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Altimeria: Where even the monsters are cashing in on daily quests and custom features! Join now!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4823	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Overview of Altimeria Minecraft Server

Server Type	Public SMP
Status	Beta
Features	Custom items, mobs, crates, lootboxes, customized world generation, daily quests
IP Address	mc.altimeria.net

FAQ – Altimeria Minecraft Server

Question	Answer
What is Altimeria?	Altimeria is a public SMP currently in beta, focusing on dark fantasy lore with custom content like items, mobs, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP address: mc.altimeria.net
What are the main features of the server?	Main features include custom content, daily quests, server voting for perks, and more.