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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2641 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7303 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
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