Swagman – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MapleCraft: Respect Our Blocks!

Ambassador, blocks, Canada, Canadian, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, global leadership, Government, international community, international relations, MapleCraft, North America, Politics, Respect, rhetoric, Statements, trump, UN, united nations, united states, world affairs

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz we got the canadian ambassador to the UN on here, and he’s all like, “we deserve to be treated with respect, eh?” like, who wouldn’t wanna play on a server with someone so fancy shmancy, right?

plus, we got this crazy story about how the ambassador once challenged trump to a build battle in minecraft, and totally whooped his butt. like, trump was all like, “i’m the best builder, believe me,” but then the ambassador came in with his igloo building skills and just blew him out of the water. it was epic, man.

so yeah, come join our server and hang out with the canadian ambassador. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to challenge him to a build battle yourself. eh?

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Hot Mess Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate policy, climate science, Earth, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, hot, humans, Mess, Minecraft, research, scientific findings, Server, study, temperature rise

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis lit Minecraft server, lemme tell ya why you gotta hop on dis train, yo! So like, imagine dis, right? You join dis server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the sun is so hot, it’s like you’re walking on lava, bruh! Like, the global warming is so cray cray that the whole Earth is on fire, but don’t worry, we got cool ice blocks to chill on, ya feel me?

And get this, fam! If you don’t join dis server, you gonna miss out on all the fun adventures we got lined up for ya! Like, we got a quest where you gotta save the polar bears from melting ice caps, and another one where you gotta fight off evil climate change deniers who are trying to destroy the world with their fossil fuel powers!

So come on, join dis server and let’s save the Earth together, one block at a time! And remember, if you ain’t on dis server, you’re missing out on all the swag and epicness, so don’t be a square, be a cube and join us now! Peace out, homies!

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TYSMP

application, Builders, Discord, Farms, friendly community, Griefing, Mechanics, multiplayer, ONLINE, Raiding, Redstone, REDSTONERS, small server, smp, stealing, Survival, TYSMP, Whitelist, Whitelisted server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TYSMP
Server Type	Survival
Server Features	Singleplayer experience in multiplayer, survival redstoners, builders, grinders
Server Rules	No griefing, stealing, raiding
Server Status	Online for about 2 months

FAQ

Version: 1.21.1

All vanilla mechanics intact, all farms and redstone work as intended.

No griefing, stealing or raiding.

The server has been online about 2 months now.

Crypto Craft Mixer 1.21.1

1.21.1, Black Market, blockchain technology, Craft, Crypto, crypto mixer service, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency transactions, Digital Currency, dirty crypto, financial freedom, Financial Security, government control, illegal activities, Mixer, money laundering, money laundering service, privacy protection, scam, Signal profile, telegram channel, tor network, underground economy, vpn

Guys, listen up! So me and my buddies were chilling, sipping on some drinks, and we started talking about how the government is controlling us and making us work for peanuts. And then, BAM, I had this genius idea – let’s get into crypto laundering for some sweet cash money! We’re not scammers, we’re just broke and messed up, okay? So, here’s the deal – join our public Telegram channel for all the deets on how to reach us: t.me/bestmixerever. We know all about blockchain stuff and can handle multiple transactions, so even if we take a small cut, you won’t even notice. And just so you know, I’m using Tor and like a million VPNs to write this, so you know it’s legit. Join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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CraftyDadFamWedding

acceptance, adoption, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, celebration, Closure, CraftyDadFamWedding, decision, emotions, family, family dynamics, forgiveness, healing, Inheritance, relationships, reputation, Respect, Siblings, Trauma, Vows, Wedding

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape family drama and just have a good time? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no pesky siblings trying to steal your inheritance.

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Plus, you won’t have to worry about inviting any annoying cousins to your virtual wedding.

So come join us and leave all that real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is a good time!

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Skillz4DayzMC

achievement, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, goal-setting, honing skills, instant learning, learning new skills, lifelong learning, mastering abilities, peak performance, personal growth, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, self-mastery, skill development, skill mastery, Skillz4DayzMC, success, talent development, talent enhancement

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly master the skill of building giant chicken statues that come to life and lay diamond eggs! Imagine roaming the land on your majestic diamond egg-laying chicken, ruling over all the other players with your poultry power. So come join us and unleash your inner chicken whisperer!

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ClimatePurgeCraft

administration, Censorship, climate change, climate denial, climate science, ClimatePurgeCraft, concerns, data, Environment, global warming, Government, Impact, INFORMATION, policy, Politics, Purge, research, Science, scientists, trump, Websites

lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty

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Finger Fun Land

A, academic standards, alternative realities, Assessment, b.., c#, d.., education, f.., Finger, finger count, Fingers, Fun, grading scale, grading system, human anatomy, hypothetical scenarios, Land, letter grades, Letters, numerical system, percentages, performance evaluation., student evaluation

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is neon pink and the pigs wear top hats. why should you join? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds and cake. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. but don’t worry, you can ride a unicorn to safety.

if you join our server, you will be able to fly on a magic carpet and battle dragons with a sword made of cheese. plus, our community is full of friendly players who will help you build a castle made of marshmallows. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Light Up Sleepy Teens

adolescents, association, bedtime, circadian rhythm, daytime, early risers, health, Light, light exposure, natural light, research, sleep cycle, sleep disturbances, sleep duration, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, small group, study, teenagers, teens, Wake Up

so, like, you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like, scientifically proven to make you sleep better or something. like, this study with teens and stuff found that if you play on our server, you’ll go to bed earlier and wake up earlier. it’s like magic, but with blocks and stuff. so come join us and get your sleep schedule all sorted out while building epic castles and fighting dragons. who needs sleep when you can have minecraft, right? #blocklife #sleepisfortheweak

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Hurtsalot

active player base., Active Staff, Challenges, Community, Economy, enhanced experience, Events, friendly community, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, MCMMO, multiplayer, no pay to win, Non-toxic environment, Player Auctions, player-driven, PvP, rules enforced, shop system, Survival, Vanilla

HurtsALot.online, never pay to win, semi-vanilla SMP Minecraft. At HurtsALot we strive to offer an enhanced vanilla experience. With mcMMO, shop and player auctions, the world is what you make it. The Rules are simple No Hacking, No Spamming, All Bans Are Final. Can you survive HurtsAlot.online

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