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4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

4chanCraft, 4kanalen, b.., bättre förut, Breva, chatt, Community, debatt, digitalt, Diskussion, forum, humor, internet, memes, nostalgi.., ONLINE, rules, RUN, samhälle, skvaller, SV-HO, SVHO, Teknik, tråden, troll, Wild

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	4857
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

SoulCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Bleach, Byakuya Kuchiki, Hollows, Hueco Mundo Arc, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, rebirth of souls, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, Soul Reaper Academy, Soul Reapers, Soul Society, Soul Society Arc, Soulcraft, Tite Kubo, Uryu Ishida

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Towns Built:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama, PvP battles where the winner gets a pet zombie as their loyal servant, and a rollercoaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll need it to survive in this crazy world!

430lbsCraft: SMP – The Beefiest Player in the Minecraft World

430lbs, 430lbsCraft, athlete, beefiest, brian shaw, Combat sports, Heavyweight, heavyweight division, Martial Arts, Minecraft, MMA, physical dominance, player, Powerlifting, professional athletes, professional fighting, size advantage, size differential, smp, strength training, strongest man, strongman competition, ufc, weight classes, weight limit, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	87	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of towering over everyone else like Brian Shaw at a UFC weigh-in? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join our server and dominate like never before with our weight limit of 265lbs for all players. That’s right, no more being outmatched by those puny little players who can’t even lift a block of dirt. With a whopping 150lbs advantage over them, you’ll be the undisputed champion of the server in no time.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and show those HW’s in the UFC who the real heavyweight champion is in the Minecraft world. It’s time to flex those pixelated muscles and crush the competition like never before!

CraftyDateFails

awkward questions, conversation starters, CraftyDateFails, dating advice, dating boundaries, dating conversation, dating dos and don’ts, dating etiquette, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating tips, dating tips for introverts, dating tips for men, dating tips for millennials, dating tips for shy people, dating tips for singles, dating tips for women, dating tips for young adults, first date, relationship advice

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	418	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Farms Harvested:	674

What’s a question you should never ask on a first date? Well, how about “Do you play on [Server Name] Minecraft server?” Because once you join, you’ll be so addicted that you’ll forget all about dating! Our server is so awesome that players have been known to build entire cities in a single night, tame dragons as pets, and even discover secret portals to other dimensions where diamonds rain from the sky! So if you want to find true love, look no further than [Server Name] Minecraft server – where the only question you’ll be asking is “Can I play forever?”

StarveCraft: Tigray Aid Needed!

#ethiopia, Africa, aid, at risk, Conflict, Crisis, emergency, famine, food insecurity, humanitarian, humanitarian crisis, humanitarian response, international aid, Needed, Official, Relief, starvation, StarveCraft, tigray, urgent assistance, urgent intervention, vulnerable population

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

lol come join our minecraft server, where we have TWO MILLION players at risk of starvation in Tigray! but dont worry, we have plenty of virtual food to go around 😂 our aid official is always warning us about the dangers of hunger, but we just laugh and keep building our epic virtual worlds. join us for a crazy adventure filled with blocky fun and hunger-inducing challenges! 🍗🎮 #minecraftmadness #starvationstation

SkinPointingCraft

anatomy, Awareness, bodily, Body language, body part, cognition, Communication, Gesture, Human, IMPOSSIBLE, Perception, Physical, pointing, pointing at oneself, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, Sensation, skin, SkinPointingCraft, Specific, Touch

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Animals Bred:	153
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

join our epic minecraft server where pointing at your skin makes you look like a total weirdo! we have magical powers that turn your skin into a giant rainbow unicorn! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that farts rainbows! come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

Zaza Junior High School

Minecraft Vanilla Gaming Community Mods Roleplay Rules Survival PvP Creative Redstone Build Exploration Adventure Economy Factions Skyblock Minigames Quests Plugins, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	344
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Items Found:	5786	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Welcome to Zaza SMP, the Minecraft server where the simplicity of vanilla gaming meets a laid-back and friendly community. If you’re looking for a place to play pure Minecraft with no mods, no roleplay, and minimal rules, you’ve come to the right place!

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Affinity SMP, a crossplay survival experience.

Affinity SMP, crossplay, Enchants, Grinding, home, MCMMO, multiplayer, Shop, Survival, Teleport, vanilla-like, xp points

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Choose an origin once you join and enjoy a unique multiplayer experience!Extra Features:

directly to your hotbar!Use

54.39.28.143

ThunderCraft Server

Alternative Rock, American band, catchy tune, chart topper, Electric Guitar, Energetic, Grammy award winning, hit song, Imagine Dragons, Las Vegas, Lightning, Music (Industry), music video, music video production, Popular, Powerful, Rock, Server, Special effects, thunder, THUNDERCRAFT, thunderstorm

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Star Shards Collected:	81	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. But be careful, because the ground is made of lava and the only way to cross is by riding on the backs of giant chickens!

Once you’ve made it across, you’ll enter our bustling city where the buildings are made entirely out of diamond blocks and the villagers ride around on unicorns. And don’t forget to visit our underwater disco where the fish are all expert breakdancers!

But the real reason to join our server is for the epic battles that take place every Friday night. Picture this: a showdown between a team of ninja pandas armed with diamond swords and a gang of evil snowmen riding on top of giant spiders. It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ScamSlayer in Minecraft SMP

Blockchain, consumer protection, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, decentralized finance, digital assets, financial fraud, financial technology, fraud, fraud detection, fraud prevention, internet security, investor protection, Minecraft, online scams, regulatory oversight, scam prevention, Scamming.., ScamSlayer, SECURITY, smp, solana, white collar crime

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Votes:	8003
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of getting scammed and swindled on other servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll never want to leave.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. From turning all the grass into cheese to replacing all the diamonds with carrots, you never know what these furry troublemakers will do next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us on a quest to find this elusive bird and become the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Blocky Battle Royale: Ukrainian Uprising

battalions, battle, blocky, Bravery, Commander, Conflict, courage, determination, Escape, Fought, Military, Overruled, Prohres, resilience, Royale.., Safety, strategy, Surrounded, Survival, UKRAINIAN, Unity, uprising, Victory, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	154706
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Void Armor Forged:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

so, liek, imagine u in minecraft, right? u buildin ur lil house, minin ur diamonds, chillin with ur pet pig, when SUDDENLY u get SURROUNDED by creepers and zombies and u like “oh noes, i ded” BUT THEN u remember u on THIS server, where u get to be a UKRAINIAN BATTALION and OVERRULE ur commander to FIGHT UR WAY TO SAFETY!

u and ur squad of blocky soldiers takin on all the mobs, showin them who’s boss with ur epic battle skills and teamwork. u can even build ur own lil base and strategize how to take down the enemy like a true minecraft warrior.

so, if u wanna experience the thrill of a daring escape and the satisfaction of victory in the face of danger, then come join us on this server and be a part of the most epic minecraft battle story ever told! u won’t regret it, trust us.