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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3261 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3907 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Why join, you ask? Well, because our server has a secret underground disco party where Steve and Alex bust out their best dance moves!
Not to mention, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs and a talking chicken who tells the best jokes in town.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether!