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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 773 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
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Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. If you want to join his army of feathered warriors, you’ll have to prove your worth by challenging him to a dance-off.
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