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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2810 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.
