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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 6993 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4249 |
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.
We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.
And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.
So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
