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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 5747 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 690234 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
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