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TaxationIsTheftMC SMP

budget allocation, education, financial resources., fiscal policy, funds, Government, government finance, government funding, government revenue, government spending, Military, public finance, public infrastructure, public services, Roads, smp, social services, Taxation, taxation debate, taxation system, TaxationIsTheftMC, theft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Lol, bro, forget all that serious stuff! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic time of your life! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow up stuff for fun. Plus, our president is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a secret treasure hunt where you can win a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and every Friday night we have a dance party in the Nether with DJ Enderman spinning the sickest beats.

So forget about taxes and government stuff, come join our crazy Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a lot of snacks, because you’re gonna be laughing and playing for hours on end. See you in the game, bro!

TimeTravelingNightmares

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, climate change, cultural diversity, Electronic commerce., environmental degradation, gender equality, genetic engineering, Globalization, internet usage, lgbtq rights, mass surveillance, medical advancements, modern technology, nuclear weapons, Political Correctness, social media, space exploration, TimeTravelingNightmares, virtual reality, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Votes:	8970
Ores Mined:	9496	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience something so wild and wacky that it would make a time traveler from 100 years ago faint in disbelief? Then come join our server where the chaos never ends!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a quest to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny. And that’s just the beginning!

Every hour on the server, a giant chicken wearing a tutu will descend from the sky and challenge players to a dance-off for epic loot. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle for their pet pig and bragging rights for eternity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Creeper Carnival” where creepers ride roller coasters, play carnival games, and even host a fashion show featuring the latest in explosive fashion trends.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server around, join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (okay, maybe a little).

Spider Funnel Venom

antivenom production, arachnology, australian wildlife, biochemical studies, funnel, species differentiation, spider, spider biology, spider classification, spider identification, spider research, spider species, spider taxonomy, spider venom, Sydney funnel-web spiders, taxonomy, VENOM, venom research, venomous animals, venomous arachnids, venomous creatures, venomous insects, venomous spiders

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Zombie Dances:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. We got Sydney funnel-web spiders running around everywhere, but don’t worry, they’re actually three different species, so it’s like a spider party up in here. And get this, joining the server will help with antivenom production, like you’re basically a superhero saving lives just by playing Minecraft. Plus, we’re doing biochemical studies on spider venom, because why not? Who knew playing a blocky game could be so educational and life-saving? Join now and become a spider scientist, or just have a blast dodging venomous spiders while building your dream castle. It’s a win-win, bro.

EienCraft Extended 1.21

action games, Admyra Wyvernhart, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, asmr, Blaise Shinryu, COSPLAY, CunnieWhore, drawing, EIEN Archives., EienCraft, eiex, EIEX girls., Ekkomori, extended, FerumiKaipa, Halo, horror games, indie games, Kilia Kurayami, League, mecha fan, Mira Monsoon, Music, Nanimo Navi, Nemo Nevermore, nier, retro games, Skye Senfort, Skye’s FAT tits Edition, Speedrunning, weeb, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	122
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Farms Harvested:	717
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Skye’s FAT tits Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, we’ve got Ekkomori giving you a loud GFE, horror games, music, and ASMR. Plus, Amora Lumina is here being a silly noblewoman, speedrunning, and drawing like a boss. And don’t forget about FerumiKaipa, the unhinged tomboy who loves indie games and retro games. Skye Senfort is also here, a dorky mecha fan who slays at action games and zatsu, all while drawing like a pro. Nemo Nevermore might be a bit batshit crazy, but she’s healing and playing League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. Mira Monsoon brings the energy with horror games and drawing, while Blaise Shinryu is the ironic weeb who dominates action games, Nier, and cosplay. And let’s not forget Admyra Wyvernhart and CunnieWhore, they’re here too! Graduates like Kilia Kurayami, Zumi Dokumi, and Nanimo Navi are also part of our history. Check out the EIEN Archives for more info and hop on our server for a crazy good time! Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

SleepyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bedtime routine, Boyfriend, cramps, fixing blankets, Frustration, heavy sleeper, light sleeper, Minecraft, moving a lot, PCOS, relationship issue, restless, rubbing feet, selfish, Server, sleep disturbance, sleep issues, SleepyCraft, Tick, Upset, waking up

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Crops Grown:	2153	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend ruining your beauty sleep with his constant nagging about your bedtime habits? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your feet can rub together in peace without anyone waking you up to fix the blankets!

On our server, you can build a cozy virtual bed with blankets that never get messed up, no matter how much you toss and turn in your sleep. Say goodbye to PCOS cramps keeping you up at night, because in this magical land, you can sleep soundly and pain-free.

Join us now and experience the ultimate relaxation and freedom to sleep however you want, without any interruptions from pesky boyfriends. It’s time to reclaim your bedtime bliss on our server!

MommasBoyCraft

Assertiveness, attitude, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional triggers, Empathy, family dynamics, Frustration, listening skills, MommasBoyCraft, personal responsibility, perspective, relationships, Respect, tone of voice, trigger response, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and heated arguments you could ever want.

Our server is like living in an apartment complex with your boyfriend, his mom, and his brother – but with a Minecraft twist! Imagine sharing a carport with them and dealing with the constant drama of who left their stuff out. Will you be the one to call out your boyfriend for not covering his belongings, or will you be the one causing chaos by leaving your stuff out?

Get ready for epic battles, emotional meltdowns, and passive-aggressive comments in the chat. Join now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftyBlingCraft

CraftyBlingCraft, durable goods, expensive but worth it, extravagant purchases, high price tag, high-end items, investment pieces, justified price, long-lasting, luxury brands, Luxury items, not a rip-off, Overpriced, premium products, quality products, splurge-worthy, top-notch quality, value for money, worth it, worth the cost, worth the investment

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	136	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server where everything seems overpriced at first, but is actually worth every blocky penny!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers dance to disco music. We have a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests guarded by friendly zombies who just want to give you hugs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special potion that turns you into a flying pig so you can soar through the skies and explore our vast world in style. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure and discover why everything may seem overpriced, but is actually worth it in the end!

Cash4Guns Minecraft Server

ak-47, amnesty program, cash for guns, Cash4Guns, Community Outreach, crime reduction, firearm trafficking, firearms, gun buyback, gun control, Gun Violence, illegal weapons, incentive program, law enforcement, machine gun, mexico, Mexico government, Minecraft, Public Safety, rifle, Server, streets, Violence prevention

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457	Void Gems Collected:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

yo, you ever heard of a minecraft server that pays you cash to get rid of guns? well, this server is like mexico but on steroids, they be offering $1,200 for an AK-47 and $1,300 for a machine gun! like, who needs real guns when you can just trade them in for cash in minecraft, amirite? join now and make bank while keeping the streets safe, it’s a win-win situation, bro!

NATOcraft: US Leadership Sinks

Approval Ratings, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Gallup, global leadership, global perception, government approval, international alliances, international organizations, international relations, leadership, NATO members, NATOcraft, political leadership, public opinion, sinks, survey results, transatlantic relations., united states, US Leadership, world affairs

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7694	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

lol this server is like a NATO meeting but way more fun cuz we don’t talk politics we talk MINECRAFT. join us and watch your approval rating soar like a creeper exploding in a village. forget about world leaders, come build your own empire with us. plus, our mods are cooler than any NATO member, trust me. come join the chaos and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Electric Muscle Pump Gym

#workout, Electric, electrical stimulation, electricity, enhanced performance, extra muscle, FITNESS, Gains, gym, innovation, Muscle, muscle building, muscle growth, muscle mass, muscle stimulator, muscle strength, non-invasive, portable, Pump, research, resistance training, strength, Technology, weight training

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!