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Crafty Cheater’s Paradise: Where Blocks and Betrayal Collide

advice, BETRAYAL, blocks, Cheaters, collide, Communication, confusion, Crafty, doubt, Girlfriend, Honesty, Insecurity, Intimacy, lying.., Paradise, Play, relationship, satisfaction, self esteem, sexual satisfaction, Shallow, SIZE, Trust, Truth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	7907
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as big as your ego? Look no further than our server, where size really does matter! Join us and prove to everyone that you’re the biggest player around.

Our server is so big, it can make even the smallest players feel inadequate. But don’t worry, we accept players of all sizes and shapes. Whether you’re a giant or a tiny pixel, you’ll fit right in.

And if you’re looking for a girlfriend who appreciates your size, look no further. Our players are known for their love of big builds and even bigger personalities. Who knows, you might just find the one who thinks you’re the biggest player of them all.

So come join us on our server, where size matters and everyone is welcome. Just make sure to bring your biggest block-building skills and your even bigger sense of humor. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Nina’s Blocky Adventures – Saotome’s Minecraft Madness

#youtube, Adventures, blocky, covers, Gaming, hard work, indies, kusoge, madness, Minecraft, Nina Saotome, NINAS, powerful voice, r18, Retro, rpgs, Saotomes, singing, sisterly personality, sultry voice, twitter, VOD archives, vsinger, Vtuber, western vtubers

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Nina’s trip to Japan? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and fun with Nina Saotome herself!

Join us for some retro gaming, kusoge adventures, and RPG madness, all while listening to Nina’s powerful and sultry singing voice. She may even serenade you with her sisterly personality and hard work ethic.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive R18 content on Twitter that will make your jaw drop! And if you miss any of the action, don’t worry, we have unofficial VOD archives that you can binge-watch for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness that is Nina and her world of gaming, singing, and zatsudan. Who knows, you might even become a part of her next epic adventure!

18 Inches of Impaler: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for /v/ Gamers!

18 inches, can, challenge, Community, controversial, digital trends, discussion, funny, Gamers, Gaming, handle, humor, impaler, Inches, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, online forum, Server, social media, trolling, Ultimate, V, video games, viral

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to see if you can handle 18 inches of the impaler! But don’t worry, it’s not what you think – we’re talking about the legendary sword in our game that will strike fear into your enemies (and maybe make them question their life choices).

Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos we bring.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you have what it takes to handle the impaler – and trust us, it’s not for the faint of heart (or the easily offended). Let’s show /v/ what we’re made of!

Crafty Creepers: Where even the mobs have dating preferences!

#youtube, attraction, Boundaries, Choices, Communication, Connection, consent, Crafty, CREEPERS, DATING, Decision making, desire, emotions, feelings, Intimacy, love, mobs, Partners, Preferences, relationships, romance, sex, Video

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a whole village of sexy villagers just waiting for you to…um…interact with them. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you have a preference for one villager over the others. Just make sure to bring your pickaxe and your…uh…charm? Yeah, let’s go with charm. So come join us for a wild time filled with questionable decisions and unforgettable memories. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CraftyChanCup – Gomen Edition – Memes & Mayhem Await! Join Now!

4ccg, 4chan Cup General, ai, Await, boards, CraftyChanCup, culture, cup, Edition, goals, Gomen, Gomen Edition, invitationals, Join, manage, MAYHEM, memes, PES Info, Pro Evolution Soccer, Qualifiers, shitposting, simulation, substitutions, tactical changes, Tactics, Teams, Videos

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ores Mined:	7254	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where boards of the 4chan imageboard come to life and compete in a simulation of Pro Evolution Soccer. Each team embodies the unique culture of their board, with players representing different facets of their online community. And get this – all the matches are AI versus AI, but YOU get to manage the teams and make tactical decisions during games. It’s like being the coach of the weirdest soccer team ever!

Join us for the most intense and hilarious matches you’ll ever witness. Watch as teams die, some survive, and an average of 6.92 goals are scored in each game. It’s a wild ride of shitposting, memes, and pure chaos. So come on, jump into this wacky world and experience Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even discover a new love for virtual soccer and internet culture. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

PeggedCraft: Where Girls Rule and Boys Drool

BDSM, Boundaries, Boys, Communication, consent, Desires, Dominant, Domination, Drool, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, fetish, Girls, Intimacy, kink, Open-mindedness, PeggedCraft, pegging, relationships, rule, sexual exploration, submissive, taboo, Trust

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
New Chunks Explored:	351134	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of searching for a girl who will dominate you and peg you in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community of dominant ladies ready to fulfill your wildest fantasies! From building dungeons to role-playing as your mistress, you’ll never be bored on our server. Join now and let the pegging begin!

Blocky Beauties: The ‘Precure’ Minecraft Madness

action-packed, Adventure, Anime, beauties, blocky, Colorful, cute, Empowering, FANTASY, fighting evil, friendship, Heartwarming, inspiring, japanese animation, madness, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, Precure, Saving the World, teamwork, transformation, TUESDAY, Wandafuru

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	805
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	New Chunks Explored:	863760
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Villages Defended:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server owner, Tuesday Wandafuru. Legend has it that Tuesday once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a stack of raw potatoes. And that’s not all – they built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under an hour.

But that’s not the only reason to join this server. Our community is made up of the most hilarious and talented players you’ll ever meet. We have regular build battles where players compete to create the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, you never know what you’ll see next.

And if you’re looking for adventure, look no further than our custom dungeons and quests. Rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on Tuesday Wandafuru’s Minecraft server for a wild ride of laughs, challenges, and unforgettable moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PolandCraft: Where the creepers dance the polka and the villagers say ‘dzień dobry!’

Baltic Sea, base, Beautiful landscapes, Central Europe, CREEPERS, culture, Dance, Dobry, DZIEŃ, eastern europe, european union, Historical landmarks, History, Krakow, medieval architecture, Poland, PolandCraft, Polish, polka, Schengen Zone, slavic, tourism, traditional cuisine, travel, villagers, Vistula River, Warsaw

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most epic and outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join us on our server where Poland is the base of all operations. That’s right, we have transformed Poland into the ultimate Minecraft paradise. Build your castle in the heart of Warsaw, mine for diamonds in the depths of Krakow, and battle creepers in the streets of Gdansk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who control the economy of the entire server. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of friendly llamas who roam the server, offering quests and challenges for you to complete. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness: ‘WoW Retail Edition’

Addictive, Adventure, classic, Community, Edition, Enjoyed, Expansion, FANTASY, Gaming, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, player, private servers, Retail, role playing, Talk me out of it, World of Warcraft, wotlk, wow

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mines Excavated:	1120	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Oh boy, do I have the perfect server for you! This Minecraft server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Picture this: instead of fighting dragons and demons, you’ll be battling giant creepers riding on flying pigs. And forget about mining for diamonds, on this server, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that can be used to craft the most epic weapons and armor.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can participate in our weekly “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower made entirely of cake.

So, what do you say? Are you ready to leave the world of wotlk private servers behind and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ZionCraft: Where even creepers are part of the conspiracy

activism, Adl, anti-Jewish, Censorship, Conspiracy, controversy, CREEPERS, criminalize, discrimination, dissent, freedom of speech, Hate Speech, Israel, Jewish community, leaked meeting, leaked video, part, Plan, Propaganda, social justice, ZioNCraft, zionist

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	2479
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of being oppressed by the ADL and their sneaky Zionist plans? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and fight back against the tyranny with your fellow blocky rebels. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, and even a secret portal that leads straight to the ADL headquarters (just kidding…or are we?). So come join us and let’s show those pesky Zionists that we won’t be silenced!