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Triox Prisons

1.8 pvp, a – z, cheap ranks, Clean GUI’s, Community, competitive, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Ui’s, Economy, Features, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, Payouts, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Rewards, seasonals, Server, Triox, Unique, Updates

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	738354

newly created prison server! Payouts available!

Features:

Crates 1.8 PvP A-Z Custom Ui’s Clean GUI’s Seasonals ( Coming Soon!) Cheap Ranks!

And more!

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Struggle SMP: Where ‘prosper’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘die a lot’

Anarchy, Builders, Community, crossplay, dedicated players, Die, discord server, Fancy, Gaming, Griefers, hackers, LOT, Mature, new members, Projects, Prosper, respectful, rules, smp, Struggle, Variety of Games, Welcoming

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crops Grown:	4047	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

Description

Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members. Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests. Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community! We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine! All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, as long as you join the discord server and follow the rules.
Are griefers allowed on the server?	No, griefers are not allowed. Respect other players and their builds.
Is hacking allowed?	No, hacking is not allowed. Play fair and have fun!
What kind of community is this server?	We have a friendly and mature community that enjoys playing Minecraft together.

Lolis Protect Minecraft Server

Anime, bad actors, cute, deities, Effective, Fan Service, FANTASY, GATES, Guardians, hobbies, Lolis, MAGICAL, Manga, Minecraft, Protect, Protectors, Roleplay, Server, shotas, Small, STRONG, Supernatural

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6415	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where lolis are the key to protecting your precious hobbies! These small deities will fend off any bad actors trying to ruin your fun, but here’s the catch – the more fan service you give them, the stronger they become! Sorry shotas, you’re just not as effective in this realm.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a sprinkle of questionable fan service. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server? So come on, join us and let the lolis guide you to victory (and maybe a few awkward moments)!

Minecraft SMP: Je Ne Sais Pa La Vie

Minecraft, sais, smp, VIE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	2768
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	138	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of exploding. Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate and you can eat it for a boost of energy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes when you flush it.

So come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back!

Acne vs Marriage Minecraft Server

acne, Boundaries, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, emotional exhaustion, emotional impact, emotional outburst, Family issues, Generational conflict, Marriage, marriage problems, Minecraft, parental criticism, parental dynamics, parents, personal boundaries, personal space, relationships, Resentment, self esteem, Server, snappy remarks, teenage angst

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6362
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2788	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying family drama like this poor Minecraft player? Well, come join our server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more pesky parents pointing out your acne, just pure, blocky fun. Plus, if you ever feel the urge to make a snappy remark, just type it in the chat and watch the chaos unfold. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

BroTaxBlocker

BroTaxBlocker, ENTITLEMENT, Estate Planning, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance dispute, family relationships, favoritism, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, financial support, Inheritance, inheritance distribution, inheritance rights, property taxes, sibling rivalry, will dispute

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Crops Grown:	5776	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, inheritance drama, and GoFundMe campaigns!

Just like Jason trying to get his hands on that sweet inheritance money, you’ll be fighting tooth and nail to claim your spot on our server. Will you be the one left out of the will, or will you come out on top like a true Minecraft champion?

With more twists and turns than a soap opera, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through family feuds and financial struggles. And hey, if you need help with your taxes, just set up a GoFundMe – it worked for Jason, after all!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of inheritance drama like never before. Who needs a boring old will when you can have a Minecraft server full of surprises? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyCashLand

CraftyCashLand, Happiness Love Health Time Experiences Freedom Security Knowledge Comfort Peace of mind Opportunities Quality Relationships Memories Education Travel Luxury Wellness Fulfillment Success

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Forget about money, the best thing you can get is a spot on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond block that granted them three wishes. They wished for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, and a mansion made entirely of cake. And guess what? All their wishes came true! So if you want to live out your wildest dreams in Minecraft, join our server now and who knows what magical adventures await you!

BelugaSpyCraft Minecraft Server

animal rights, Beluga whale, BelugaSpyCraft, covert mission, Endangered species, Espionage, espionage allegations, espionage controversy, espionage scandal, espionage tactics, intelligence operation, marine intelligence, marine life, marine mammal, Minecraft, Russian Spy, Server, Shot, Surveillance, undercover, undercover operation, Whistleblower, wildlife conservation

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4290
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

so like, u ever heard of a beluga whale being a spy? well, on our server, we got beluga whales that are legit russian spies. they swim around, gathering intel and stuff. it’s like a whole underwater espionage mission going on. join our server to uncover the secrets of the russian spy beluga whales. plus, they drop cool loot when u defeat them in battle. it’s like a spy thriller but in minecraft. come join the fun and see if u can outsmart these sneaky whales.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

AI CHIEF – Cancer Crusher & Gene Genie

advanced algorithms, AI tool, Artificial Intelligence, Cancer, cancer cell detection, chief, computer vision, crusher, data analysis, deep learning, DNA patterns, Gene, Genes, génie, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, Medical research, Precision medicine, predicting patient outcomes, State-of-the-art, Technology, treatment response, tumor origin identification

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ores Mined:	5801	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A NEW AI TOOL CALLED CHIEF DAT BEATS ALL DA OTHER AI TOOLS BY 36 PERCENT! DIS TOOL CAN DETECT CANCER CELLS, FIND WHERE DA TUMORS COME FROM, PREDICT HOW PATIENTS GONNA DO, AND SPOT GENES AND DNA STUFF FOR TREATMENT! U AIN’T GONNA FIND DIS KINDA TECH ANYWHERE ELSE, COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET CHIEF BLOW YO MIND!