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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 7204 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon gets stage fright when faced with our fearless players. We have diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a unicorn’s fart, and enchanted weapons that shoot fireballs faster than a speeding arrow.
But wait, there’s more! Our secret society of talking cows will grant you three wishes if you can solve their riddle, and our pixelated villagers throw the wildest block parties this side of the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the LOLs begin!