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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 3364 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!
Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.
