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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 7914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 89 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Join our server and experience a world where even the most technologically challenged players can thrive. Need to do some banking? No problem, just trade some diamonds for emeralds and you’re good to go. Video calls? Just build a virtual phone booth and chat away. Browsing? Just watch out for those pesky creepers trying to blow up your browser history.
Forget about expensive Apple devices, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a sense of humor. So come join us and let’s show the world that even geezers with shitty eyesight can dominate the Minecraft universe! And remember, pic unrelated…because who needs logic in a world of pixelated madness?