Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with normies and try-hards? Well, look no further, because our server is exclusively for the average r9k foid! Why join? Because we have diamond armor made out of rare Pepe memes, enchanted swords that can banish Chads with a single hit, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the tendies and Mountain Dew. Plus, our community is filled with fellow fembots who understand the struggles of being a rare and elusive creature in the Minecraft world. So come join us and experience a world where the only rule is to REEEElax and have a good time!
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PixelPals Minecraft Server
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CockyCraft Minecraft Server
BBC, black men, Board, cocks, CockyCraft, cuck, degradation, DOMINANCE, fetish, Humiliation, idiot, interracial, kink, Minecraft, narrative, ocession, power dynamic, race play, Server, sexual fantasy, Submission, Superiority, taboo
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.Imagine a world where Vince, a Minecraft player, is not getting off to black men or their cocks, but to the idea of a woman being degraded by them. It’s like making a woman fuck a horse or a dog to show dominance and humiliation. Vince is definitely not a cuck, he’s the complete opposite! And if you think otherwise, you’ll end up looking like an idiot trying to run a narrative to deflect from your own BBC obsession.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find such bizarre and twisted tales to entertain you while you mine and build to your heart’s content? Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our Minecraft server!
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SisBdayDinnerNoGo Minecraft Server
birthday celebrations, family acceptance, family bonds, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family gatherings, family love, family loyalty, family reconciliation, family relationships, Family Support, family unity, feeling excluded, Minecraft, Server, sibling relationships, SisBdayDinnerNoGoLooking for a Minecraft server that truly understands family drama? Look no further than our server! Just like this player’s half siblings, our server is full of drama and awkward family dynamics. Join us for a birthday dinner where you may or may not be invited, just like this player’s experience. Don’t worry, we promise to send you birthday and Christmas cards every year, but we won’t reply to your messages because that’s just how we roll. So come join us for a dysfunctional family experience like no other! Remember, we may not love you, but we’ll tolerate your presence to keep the server running smoothly. See you there!
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Wi-Fi Wars: Neighbor Edition
apartment building, Boundaries, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, Edition, Etiquette, expensive internet package, financial situation, internet speeds, neighbor, Password, Permission, privacy, resolution, sharing, Technology, Upset, Wars, wi-fi, WiFi
Are you tired of your neighbors mooching off your Wi-Fi? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Wi-Fi-sharing policy! Join us and never worry about your internet speeds slowing down because of some sneaky neighbor again.Our server is so exclusive, even your neighbor won’t be able to access it without your permission. And if they try, we have virtual security guards ready to kick them out faster than you can say “block them!”
So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server out there. Who needs neighbors when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, we have diamond-studded Wi-Fi signals that will make your gaming experience smoother than butter on a hot potato. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyCash Minecraft Server
CraftyCash, dream come true, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, Generosity, Investment, life changing, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, opportunity, Server, unexpected gift, wealth
Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true and money literally falls from the sky! Join us and experience the thrill of finding random piles of cash scattered throughout the world.Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly stumble upon a chest filled with gold bars and stacks of cash. Or you’re building a house and discover a secret room filled with stacks of hundred-dollar bills. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server containing a whopping $100,000. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest for riches! Who knows, you might just strike gold (literally) and become the wealthiest player in Minecraft history.
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HolyCraft: Bible Edition
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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old school lessons? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild that even the Oklahoma state superintendent has decided to incorporate the Bible and the Ten Commandments into our curriculum! That’s right, you can now learn about building your virtual world while also learning about ancient texts and moral codes. Join us for a truly unique educational experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and get ready to mine, craft, and pray your way to victory!
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CrazyCraftersUnited
BELIEF, confusion, crazy, CrazyCraftersUnited, doubt, Identity, ILLUSION, introspection, mental health, Perception, perspective, Questioning, Reality, sanity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-doubt, self-perception, Truth, uncertainty
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that give hugs instead of explosions.come hang out with our friendly villagers who are always down for a dance party, and our zombie pigmen who tell the best jokes.
we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake.
so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe the crazy ones are the ones who haven’t joined yet.
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Mellow SMP, the Server Where Teleportation is so 1.20
apply, Asia, Builder, Chill, Community, Custom, Discord, Events, Exploration, INCLUSIVE, java, Longevity, mellow, multiplayer, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Technical, Teleportation, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Vanilla, Whitelist<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/punks-minecraft-smp-collision/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview Minecraft Server Overview
Feature Description Version Java 1.21 Plugins Minimal plugins, focused on a semi-vanilla experience Launch Date 23 March 2024 FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. What kind of server is this?
This is a whitelisted, semi-vanilla server with minimal plugins, focusing on playing together as a chill community.
2. Are there any specific features on the server?
There is no teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc. The server also features events and minigames, a permanent map with no resets, and custom world generation using TerraformGenerator.
3. What are the server rules?
The rules are very brief and operate on a trust system. The focus is on playing together and enhancing the vanilla experience.
4. What time zone are the server events based on?
The server’s events revolve around east Asia timezones at night, such as UTC/GMT afternoons.
5. How can I apply to join the server?
You can apply by joining the Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
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NiseCraft Server: Love and Blocks
Anime, best girl, blocks, chitoge, comedy, dodged a bullet, high school, Kosaki, love, Love Triangle, Manga, marika, NiseCraft, nisekoi, not ending up, Onodera, Raku, relationships, romance, Server, Shoujo, slice of life, Tsugumi
Are you tired of dodging bullets in your love life like Kosaki from Nisekoi? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about heartbreak or dodging bullets! Join us and build your own love story with other players, minus the complicated love triangles and secret keys. Who needs Raku when you can have a diamond pickaxe, am I right? So come join us and let’s create some epic love stories together in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art of a cat.
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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.