DetentionCraft

Behavior, children, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, consequences of discipline, DetentionCraft, discipline, discipline outcomes, discipline techniques, drastic measures, education, parental decisions, parental involvement, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting strategies, parents, school behavior, school discipline, school issues

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1966
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Are your kids acting up and failing school? Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where we punish kids by making them mine for diamonds until they learn their lesson.

One parent tried this out and their child went from failing grades to straight A’s in just one week! Another parent even said their kid started doing their homework without being asked after just a few days on our server.

So if you want to teach your kids a lesson they’ll never forget, join our Minecraft server now! Who knew virtual mining could lead to real-life success?

PutCraft: Putin’s Boost

Austria election, Austrian politics, Boost, boost for Putin, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, election results, Europe, far right, far right wins, far-right movement, far-right party, nationalism, Politics, populist uprising, PutCraft, putin, Putins, right wing, right wing party, Support, Victory, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1126	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Star Shards Collected:	50	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the far right is, like, winning elections in Austria and stuff. But don’t worry, it’s all just a crazy plot twist for our server! Putin is probably chilling in the background, sippin’ on some vodka and cheering on the chaos.

Join our server for the most epic battles between the far right and whoever else is trying to stop them. Build your own crazy fortresses and defend them against Putin’s secret agents (or maybe just some noobs with diamond swords, who knows).

Who needs boring old politics when you can have this level of insanity in Minecraft? Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elections and world leaders. Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

End of Humans Sing Last Song

Apocalypse, Doomsday, End of the World, end times, existential crisis, Extinction, extinction event, extinction timeline, Farewell, final melody, final moments, Future, human legacy, Humanity, humans, impending doom., last breath, last performance, last song, mortality, sing, singing, song

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

lol join this epic minecraft server where we pretend humans are extinct and we are the last survivors trying to sing the last song before we all die lol. u can build crazy bases and fight off zombie mobs while trying to hit those high notes like a boss. plus, the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so come on, join us before the world ends and let’s sing our hearts out together!

BoomCraft: Siberia’s Blast Craters

blast, BOOMCRAFT, Chemists, craters, discovery, Earth science, Environmental, Exploding, Exploration, Explosive Craters, geology, Geothermal activity, Methane Blasts, Mystery, natural phenomenon, puzzling, research, Science, scientific study, Siberia, Siberian Craters, Siberias, Underground, Unraveling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	40	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can explore explosive craters like in siberia? well now u can cuz this server has all the underground methane blasts u could ever want! join now to unravel the mystery of these crazy craters and see if u can survive the explosions! it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come on and join the fun, u won’t regret it!

Warped Vanilla Funhouse: Only for 15+ VIPs on a Twisted Adventure!

Adventure, application, Builds, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Drama, Events, Explore, Fabric, FRIENDSHIPS, funhouse, gallery, instagram, Minigames, Places, playstyles, Projects, Respect, rules, smp, Standards, Twisted, Vanilla, VIPS, warped

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Emeralds Found:	3035

🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

The server last reset earlier this year and we have no plans to reset. This was a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.

The just barely updated to 1.21 with lots of new places and things on the map to explore, making it a perfect time to get in to the server.

Links

Discord Invite	Join our Discord
Instagram	Visit our Instagram

Vanilla Experience

We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and seek like-minded players. Our server runs on Fabric, using only quality-of-life datapacks. We avoid using game-changing addons that would break or go beyond vanilla mechanics, such as teleportation or MCMMO. Any modifications to the server are thoroughly discussed and voted on by the community beforehand.

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and we ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our Discord and apply!

Not Your Average Minecraft Server

“Youth, /b/ homos, 14 year old girls, age gap, Appearance, attractiveness, Average, beauty standards, controversial, DATING, inappropriate, internet culture, Minecraft, not attractive, online forums, Opinions, relationships, Server, social media, societal norms, teenagers, ugly old ladies, underage

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Items Found:	2822	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult content, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, explicit content, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetish exploration, fetishes, jerk off, kink community, Minecraft, nigge edition, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual fantasies, sexual preferences, smp, Submission, taboo topics, Talky

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your weirdest fetishes, talk about your kinkiest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

In our Nigge Edition, we have special events where you can compete in fap-offs and see who can climax the fastest. The winner gets a special prize that will make your Minecraft experience even more… stimulating.

So why wait? Join /dft/ today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in the world of Minecraft. Just make sure to have a tissue handy…

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

Breakup, Communication, compromise, CraftyLove, CREDIT SCORE, decision, disagreement, finances, House, Investment, loan, Logic, Minecraft, Mortgage, ownership, Partnership, Property, Purchase, real estate, relationship, Server, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream virtual home without any messy property disputes.

On our server, you can team up with fellow players to create epic structures and explore vast landscapes. But beware, there may be some players who try to pull a sneaky move like asking you to put all your diamonds into a shared chest while they keep theirs hidden away.

Don’t worry about credit scores here, everyone is equal in the world of Minecraft! And if someone tries to pull a fast one on you like suggesting you take out a virtual loan to cover their share of the virtual house, just block them and move on to building your own empire.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a shared house when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not shady partners trying to take advantage of you. Let’s block out the negativity and mine for some fun!

ConcertCrazeMC

Accommodation, artist, Concert, ConcertCrazeMC, cost, die-hard fan, exhausted, husband, IMPULSIVE, Leave, life to the fullest, MONEY, quality of work, red eye flight, significant cost, TICKETS, Transport, travel, unemployed, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world? Join our server and experience the thrill of living life to the fullest, just like my impulsive husband!

Imagine this: you’re on a 5-hour flight to a country near us to see your favorite artist perform live. But here’s the catch – you can’t get leave from work! So you have to leave on Saturday morning, come back on Monday morning, and go straight to work on a red eye flight. Talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! The total cost for this adventure is around 1300 USD, but don’t worry, your husband will cover it if you’re uncomfortable with the cost. Who needs financial stability when you can have a once-in-a-lifetime experience, right?

So, are you ready to join our server and embark on crazy adventures like this? Don’t be a party pooper, come join the fun and let’s make memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update)!

Vaxxed Baby Minecraft Server

#newborns, baby, coronavirus, Covid vaccine, Covid-19, health, hospitalization, immunization, infant health, maternal health, maternal vaccination, Minecraft, newborn care, pandemic, Pregnancy, Pregnancy health, prenatal care, Protection, public health, Safety, Server, vaccination, vaccine benefits, Vaxxed

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	43	Potions Brewed:	178
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your newborn baby is instantly protected from getting hospitalized just by you getting the covid vaccine during pregnancy. like, how crazy is that?! join now and save your baby from the hospital drama, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, rumor has it that the more you play on this server, the stronger the vaccine protection gets. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate vaccine warrior in the minecraft world!

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