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NotionGoneWild Minecraft SMP

collaboration tool, digital workspace, knowledge management, Minecraft, note-taking app, notion, NotionGoneWild, organization, popular app, productivity, productivity tool, project management, smp, software, Software Development, Startup, task management, task tracking, team collaboration, team communication, Tech, Technology, workflow optimization

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1265
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	44

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a family reunion at the zoo. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once turned into a llama after drinking a suspicious potion. So come on, join us and see what kind of chaos you can stir up in this wild world of blocky madness!

ScarCraftGF

body image, Communication, emotional baggage, emotional scars, Intimacy, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, relationship boundaries, respecting boundaries, ScarCraftGF, Scars, self disclosure, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Trauma, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9666
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Votes:	9289
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Love Letters Sent:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter and craziness! Just like this guy’s GF obsessing over his scars, we’ll obsess over making you laugh until you cry. With over 30 hilarious jokes and puns waiting for you, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret joining the madness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

TeenageCraft: Wild & Wacky!

Adrenaline Rush, adventurous, crazy stunts, daring escapades, mischievous behavior, Rebellion, reckless behavior, risky behavior, rule breaking, teenage antics, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, TeenageCraft, teenager, thrill-seeking, Wacky, Wild, wild adventures, wild memories, youthful indiscretions, youthful rebellion

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about this crazy Minecraft server I joined as a teenager! It was like a virtual playground of chaos and shenanigans. I once built a giant statue of a llama riding a pig into battle, just because I could. And don’t even get me started on the time I convinced everyone to have a dance party in the Nether realm – it was lit, literally!

But the best part was the secret underground roller coaster that led to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. I felt like a Minecraft pirate on a quest for riches, except with way more explosions and lava pits.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your teenage years, then you’ve gotta join this one. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and memories you’ll make – just be prepared for the unexpected!

PlasticCraft: Biodegrade in 7 Days!

Bacteria, biodegradable plastic, biodegradable solution, biodegradable technology, Biodegrade, Days, eco-friendly plastic, environmental conservation, environmental innovation., enzyme, green technology, innovative materials, living plastic, PCL, plastic alternatives, plastic degradation, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, Sustainable development, sustainable materials, sustainable plastic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Star Shards Collected:	128
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	238
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3865	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9338	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got living plastic blocks that biodegrade like magic! imagine building a sick castle out of plastic blocks and then BAM! they start breaking down into nothingness like a disappearing act at a magic show. it’s like having a built-in clean-up crew for all your building projects. plus, who wouldn’t want to witness plastic coming to life and then disappearing in a matter of days? it’s like a real-life science experiment right in your minecraft world. so come on over and experience the wonder of living plastic blocks for yourself!

Verdatus SMP: Our Only Regret is Not Having More Sheep

activities, Community, Discord, Dynmap, Experience, Fun, GSit, java, Join, Mature, Minecraft, regret, Server, Sheep, smp, Vanilla, Verdatus, voice chat, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crops Grown:	2789
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Void Gems Collected:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Verdatus SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 Java
Features	Dynmap, Gsit
Minimum Age	18+

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What type of server is Verdatus SMP?	Verdatus is a 1.21 Java server that provides a vanilla experience with some cool improvements.
Are mods required to play on Verdatus?	No mods are needed to play on Verdatus SMP.
Do you use voice chat on Verdatus?	Yes, we use voice chat frequently on the server and encourage players to participate in activities.
How can I join Verdatus SMP?	To join, you must be 18 years or older.
Where can I find the world map of Verdatus SMP?	You can view the world map here.
Where can I join the Discord server for Verdatus SMP?	You can join our Discord server here.

PeePeeCraft Minecraft Server

bladder control exercises, bladder control issues, bladder dysfunction, bladder health, bladder problems, bladder training, frequent urination, incontinence causes, incontinence treatment, Minecraft, Overactive Bladder, PeepeeCraft, pelvic floor exercises, premature urination, Server, urinary dysfunction, urinary frequency, urinary incontinence, urinary issues, urinary leakage, urinary system disorders, urinary tract health, urinary urgency

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the perfect time to pee in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace premature urination with open arms! Join us for a wild ride as you try to build and survive while constantly battling the urge to pee. Who knew virtual bladder control could be so exhilarating? So come on, join us and let the golden showers begin!

KinoCraft SMP: The Kino Redefiners

artwork, Characters, Cinema, cinematography, DELAY, dialogue, Director, editing, film, jcnew, Kino, KinoCraft, Movie, Plot, Post Production, production, Redefiners, redefines kino, Richie, script rewrite, smp, storytelling, update

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Votes:	8006	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve redefined the term “kino” here – forget about boring old servers, this place is where the real fun happens.

Join us for insane adventures, like the time we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor. Or how about the time we built a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether? Oh, and don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as creepers and pranked the admin by blowing up his house (don’t worry, we rebuilt it with obsidian).

If you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of crazy players who love to have a good time, then this is the place for you. Plus, rumor has it that the next batch of artwork being sent to Richie is going to be so epic, you won’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4492	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	889
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	New Chunks Explored:	240660
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Potions Brewed:	176	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.