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| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5713 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4086 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
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