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sucks at everything Minecraft Servers

  • Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!

    Unlucky Blocks: Where the losing streak never ends!
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2406
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 112 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who goes by the name of Steve the Swindler. It’s almost as if he sucks at everything except conning dimwits into handing him money. But hey, that’s what makes this server so entertaining!

    Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as crazy as Steve himself. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve trying to ride a llama while juggling diamonds and singing show tunes.

    But the real reason you should join this server? The llamas, of course! We have a whole llama sanctuary where you can feed, pet, and ride these majestic creatures to your heart’s content. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret llama dance party in the middle of the night.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the llamas reign supreme and Steve the Swindler is always up to no good. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 718
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ores Mined: 2985 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 454
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Emeralds Found: 4606 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 9

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 793
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6662
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter
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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 9535
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 457 Chimeras Created: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2890
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Mines Excavated: 4522

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 7760
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Emeralds Found: 4663
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 23
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 38
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ

    Blocky Box of Sky LOLZ
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 406
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Potions Brewed: 84 Towns Built: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

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    Are you tired of boring old skyboxes in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Our server has the most EPIC skyboxes you’ve ever seen! Picture this: flying pigs, raining diamonds, and a giant taco moon that lights up the night sky.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas who will guide you through our INSANE quests and challenges. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and cake.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most WACKY and WILD skyboxes in all of gaming!

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  • Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool

    Crafty Creeper Kingdom – Where Jews Rule and Creeper Drool
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 1126
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

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    Welcome to our Wacky World Minecraft server, where we embrace all things crazy and outrageous!

    Join us as we embark on a journey to uncover the truth about Jews and their sneaky plans to destroy White Christian Gentiles. But fear not, for on our server, we will expose their masquerades as pagans, atheists, and even aliens!

    Become a part of our community and learn the art of reverse blaming, where we turn the tables on those pesky Jews and their lies. No longer will you be fooled by their deceitful ways, as we arm you with the power of truth and justice!

    Join us and become a proud ally in the fight against anti-Christianity, a movement fueled by the lies of the Jews and their minions. Together, we will stand strong against the forces of evil and protect our faith with all our might.

    So come on in and join the fun on our Wacky World Minecraft server, where insanity reigns supreme and the truth will set you free!

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  • Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

    Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9273
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 18 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Farms Harvested: 846 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

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    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

    – Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

    But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

    – Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

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