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Anon’s Cursed Breastplate Minecraft SMP

achievement, Adventure, Anon, Anons, armor, breastplate, Choice, completion, CURSE, cursed, Cursed Breastplate, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Legendary, Loot, Minecraft, Mythical, Noble Shortsword, Quest, REWARD, role playing, RPG, smp, Trusty Shiv, weapon

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the quests are as crazy as the players! Join us and you could be the lucky winner of Anon’s Cursed Breastplate – perfect for scaring off any pesky creepers with its spooky aura.

But that’s not all, complete this quest and you get to choose between Anon’s Trusty Shiv, perfect for slicing through blocks like butter, or Anon’s Noble Shortsword, for those epic battles against zombie hordes.

Join us now for a chance to win these epic prizes and embark on ridiculous adventures with a community that’s as insane as you are! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Anon himself and unlock the secrets of his cursed armor. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today!

Job Security Minecraft Server

average worker, basic rights, Boundaries, communism, economic justice, economic system, Financial Security, Financial Stability, income disparity, INEQUALITY, Job, job security, labor rights, loopholes, Minecraft, rich people, Rnpc firmware update, SECURITY, Server, social inequality, unfairness, upliftment., wealth gap, Working class

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	3016
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone gets a fair shot at success (unless you’re a rich person trying to exploit loopholes, then sorry not sorry). Join us if you’re tired of the unfair advantages the wealthy have and want to uplift the average worker (but don’t worry, we’re not trying to sell you on communism, that’s just a sneaky idea being pushed on you).

Our server is like a firmware update for your soul, helping you break free from the chains of inequality and injustice. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where everyone has a chance to thrive (unless you’re a greedy capitalist, then maybe sit this one out).

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH, Backlash, consequences, economic impact, Economy, global market, international relations, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, policy decisions, Politics, protectionism, repercussions.., smp, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade war, tradecucks, trumpcucks, Warning

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	New Chunks Explored:	626987
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

MineCraft Server – /poeg/ – Path of Exile General

501434214, Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, December 6th, early access, Exile, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat, League Delayed, Minecraft, November 7th PST, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile general, PoE, POE 2, poe 3.25, PoE 3.26 League, poeg, Server, Settlers of Kalguur, Settlers of Kalguur refresh, TEASERS, Tools, Tools and Utilities, Utilities

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dimension Hops:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Animals Bred:	161
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Love Letters Sent:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of waiting for the next PoE league? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only delay you’ll experience is trying to decide which block to place next! Set sail to the land of Kalguur on November 7th PST and join the settlers in a quest for diamonds and glory.

But wait, there’s more! Get early access to PoE 2 on December 6th by building your own portal in Minecraft and hopping right into the action. Teasers for PoE 2 are available for your viewing pleasure, but why just watch when you can play in our virtual world?

Join us on the server where the only ban honeypot is a pot of honey for your virtual bees to enjoy. Global chat is always buzzing with excitement and laughter, so come be a part of the madness at /poeg/ Ingame Chat and Ban Honeypot/global 1488.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin!

Dawntrail Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Ruin, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Dynamis, Events, extended cut, fall guys, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Friendless Loser Meet, Future Meetups, Gladiator 2000, Linkshells, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Patch 7.1, Preliminary Patch Notes, Rafflesia, Resources, Shared FATE meetup, smp, Spiderman, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks, Ultima Thule, XIV, xivg

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4934	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV meets Fall Guys meets a Spiderman movie marathon! We’ve got raffles, shared FATE meetups, and even a drive-in movie night featuring Gladiator (2000) Extended cut. And don’t even get me started on our Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s crazier than a turbo kid on a blue ruin! So join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meet at Ultima Thule – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

KetCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, criminal behavior, Decision making, drug consumption, drug culture, drug dealing, drug purchase, drug temptation, drug use, Drugs, illegal activities, illegal substances, KẾT, KetCraft, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, risky behavior, Server, substance abuse, substance experimentation, substance misuse, temptation

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Buildings Constructed:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	48	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

So like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly some dude comes up to you and whispers “Hey, wanna buy some ket?” And you’re like, “What the heck? This is a Minecraft server, not a drug deal!” But then you realize that this server is so wild and crazy that anything goes! Join now for a totally unique gaming experience where you never know what kind of shady deals you’ll stumble upon. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll make some new friends… or enemies. Just watch out for those creepers, they might be high on ket too!

Autistic Headphone Hater Minecraft SMP

airpods, AMP DAC, Audio equipment, audio perception, autistic, bass, broken headphones, China, Focal Clears, HATER, hd800s, headphone, headphone issues, headphones, imbalanced sound, left ear, Minecraft, music imbalance, right ear, smp, sound quality, sound troubleshooting, soundcard, treble

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5055	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ores Mined:	2999	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Are you tired of boring, balanced sound in your headphones? Want to join a Minecraft SMP where everything sounds just a little off, just like your headphones? Well, look no further! Our server is perfect for all you autists out there who notice every little sound imbalance. Join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your PC, soundcard, or AMP/DAC is broken, or if it’s just the way the songs are made. Who needs normal sound when you can have a wonky, imbalanced audio experience while playing Minecraft with us? Join now and embrace the madness!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, constant updates, custom commands, donation, Donations, Duels, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Minigames, Naruto, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toilet Bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bound, Chapter 74, dark fantasy, emotional, friendship, ghost, ghost stories, HanakoKun, Horror, japanese, Loss, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, school life, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, Supernatural powers, TOILET, toilet bound hanako kun, Tragedy, urban legend

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Magic Items Found:	3692	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 74: Loss! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the virtual world of Spook 74: Loss, there lies a hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. But beware, for this treasure is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who have a taste for player flesh! Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to claim this treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Creeper King in battle, you will be rewarded with unimaginable riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 74: Loss today and embark on an epic adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Just remember to watch your back and never trust a sheep wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you’ll thank us later.

There will be times things look Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, Times

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability! Join us if you enjoy the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next, just like when you’re about to make a diamond pickaxe and a creeper blows up right in your face.

Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions, one minute you’re on top of the world with a full set of enchanted diamond armor, and the next minute you’re falling into a pit of lava because someone thought it would be funny to prank you.

But fear not, because our community is full of hilarious and mischievous players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous rules, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, when things start looking up, that’s usually when the real chaos begins.