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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 5106 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 176 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.