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RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	671161	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	2624
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

DNADataCraft

Advanced technology, Bioinformatics, computational biology, computational power, computer science, data processing, data storage, DNA computer, DNA data storage, DNA storage, DNA technology, DNADataCraft, genetic information, information storage, long term storage, Longevity, new technology, petabytes, processing data, sudoku puzzles, Technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mines Excavated:	2210
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Potions Brewed:	173	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Yo, fam, dis server be lit AF! We got a full DNA computer up in here, like whaaaat?! You can store petabytes of data in DNA for like, thousands or even millions of years, bro. And get this, we can even solve sudoku puzzles with this bad boy. Like, who needs regular computers when you got DNA computers, amirite? Join our server and experience the future of technology, where DNA reigns supreme and sudoku is life. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

CraftyCo Minecraft Server

Business, CraftyCo, discrimination, equality, Ethics, freedom, LGBTQ, Minecraft, private company, RIGHTS, Server, Transgender, transgender rights

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate freedom to discriminate against trannies! Just kidding, that’s totally not allowed. But what is allowed on our server is building the most epic structures, battling fierce mobs, and embarking on crazy adventures with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of highly intelligent and mischievous llamas who will stop at nothing to make your gameplay experience unforgettable. So come join us and see what all the llama drama is about!

LunchtimeLooter Minecraft SMP

activities, breaks, campus activities, campus life, college, Downtime, Eating, Friends, hobbies, leisure, lunchbreak, LunchtimeLooter, mental health, Minecraft, productivity, Recreation, Relaxing, self-care, smp, socializing, stress relief, studying, Time management

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Oh, forget about boring old lunch breaks in college! Join our Minecraft SMP and spend your breaks exploring a world filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures! Who needs a sandwich when you can feast on enchanted golden apples and roast chicken dropped by flying pigs?

Instead of studying for exams, you can battle giant spiders, ride on the backs of dragons, and build towering castles made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Tuesday at 3 PM to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-floss the most feared entity in all of Minecraft?

So say goodbye to boring college breaks and hello to a world of endless adventure and hilarity! Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

YapCrafters Unite!

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	392
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Tired of arguing with people who just won’t shut up? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations by building giant statues of trolls and goblins to represent those annoying arguers. We even have a special “Yap for Conflict” mini-game where you can throw virtual pies at players who just won’t stop arguing. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than trying to reason with them in real life. So come join us and unleash your inner troll in a safe and hilarious environment!

SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	179
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	1061
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Emeralds Found:	8931
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	2021	Zombie Dances:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!