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Crafty Lizard Brain Land

animalistic, Automatic, Behavior, Brain, Compulsive, control, Crafty, DOMINANCE, Impulses, innate, Instincts, instinctual, Land, LIZARD, lizard brain, primal, primal instincts, primal urges, Primitive, reactionary, reptilian brain, Slave, subconscious, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!

BallSniffers Minecraft Server

awkward, Balls, BallSniffers, BIZARRE, desire, dream, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, funny, humor, Minecraft, odd, Request, Server, sniff, STINKY, strange, subconscious, surreal, taboo, UNUSUAL, weird, WOMAN

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest dreams come true! We can’t promise you’ll have women asking to sniff your balls, but we can promise you’ll have a stinky good time. Our server is so epic, even your dreams will be begging to join in on the fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into a world where anything is possible, even if it involves questionable requests from imaginary women.

Brain Fart Crafters: Where Creativity and Chaos Collide!

association, Automatic, Brain, Chaos, collide, conditioning, Crafters, creativity, Cultural, culture, emotions, fart, feeling, imprinted, Ingrained, Memories, Mental, Nostalgia, Psychological, response, Responses, South Asia, stimuli, subconscious, triggers

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some WILD reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest dancing pigs you’ll ever see! These pigs have moves that would make even the most seasoned disco dancer jealous.

2. Rumor has it that there’s a secret hot tub hidden deep within the server. Legend says that anyone who finds it will be granted eternal youth and unlimited diamonds.

3. Our server is also known for its magic mushrooms that give players special powers like flying, super speed, and the ability to speak in only emojis.

4. If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary chicken army that roams the server. These chickens are trained in the art of warfare and will protect you at all costs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in Minecraft history!

DreamyCraft: Where Beautiful Women Roam!

Beautiful, beautiful woman, deep emotions, desire, dream, dream interpretation, DreamyCraft, elusive beauty, Enchanting, Ethereal, FANTASY, fantasy woman, Haunting, imagination, longing, Memory, Mysterious, recurring dream, Reverie, roam, subconscious, surreal, vision, Women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Alright, listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Have you ever had a dream about a beautiful woman and wished you could bring that dream to life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we make dreams come true!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, out of nowhere, the beautiful woman from your dream appears and starts helping you mine! She’s like a Minecraft goddess, guiding you to the richest ores and fighting off creepers with her magical powers. And guess what? She’s only available on our server!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you valuable loot, and a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new dream woman!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies? Come join us today and let the adventure begin!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

anxiety, confusion, coping strategies, Darkness, Disturbing, DreamCraft, dreams, fear, going on, Haunting, insomnia, mental health, Nightmares, Play, Psychological, Sleep, sleep paralysis, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Therapy, WTF

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Farms Harvested:	308
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

DreamCraft: Where Creepers Wear Top Hats and Pigs Fly!

Abnormal, atheism, BIZARRE, CREEPERS, dream, DreamCraft, FANTASY, Fly, hats, imagination, Metaphysical, Mind, odd, peculiar, Pigs, Race, Sleep, spirituality, strange, subconscious, surreal, Tears, Top, Unconscious, UNUSUAL, vision, wear

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4435
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dreams come alive…literally! Ever wanted to race against a pack of wild tares while debating the existence of atheism? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic races through enchanted forests filled with tares that are faster than lightning. And don’t forget to engage in heated debates about atheism with fellow players as you navigate through treacherous terrain.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can uncover ancient relics and mysterious artifacts. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you down there?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most bizarre and hilarious experiences of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	2816

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

Crafty Nightmares: Wake me up with diamonds!

anxiety, confusion, Crafty, Darkness, diamonds, dream, eerie, Escape, fear, Haunting, Help, Horror, Nightmare, Nightmares, Panic, Reality, scream, Sleep, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Trapped, wake, Wake me up

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Do you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon, battle hordes of zombie chickens, and build the most ridiculous structures you can think of (yes, even a giant toilet castle is fair game).

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against a dragon made entirely of TNT, and emerged victorious with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So if you’re ready to wake up from the nightmare that is boring Minecraft servers, join us and let the madness begin. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

ProfessionCraft: Clown Edition

10. Disrespected careers, 11. Disillusioned workers, 12. Social status, 13. Public perception, 14. Professional credibility, 15. Career downfall, 16. Job reputation, 17. Historical respect, 18. Modern mockery, 19. Occupational decline, 2. Highly respected, 20. Evolving professions., 3. Joke, 4. Decline in respect, 5. Traditional jobs, 6. Lost prestige, 7. Changing perceptions, 8. Cultural shift, 9. Occupational reputation, Clown, Edition, Profession, ProfessionCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of being laughed at for your once-respected profession? Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate potato farmer! That’s right, forget about being a doctor or lawyer, in our world, the real VIPs are the potato farmers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a potato farmer who single-handedly defeated a horde of angry zombies with nothing but his trusty potato gun. Legend has it that he now roams the server, protecting all potato farmers from harm and showering them with golden potatoes as a sign of his gratitude.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic potato-themed events like the Great Potato Race, where players compete to see who can harvest the most potatoes in the shortest amount of time. The winner gets a special potato-themed cape that will strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to challenge them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the potato farmer you were always meant to be. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one to save the world with your mighty potato powers!

Redstone Rush Minecraft Server

#youtube, Digital Media, digital rights, download speed, freedom of speech, government control, internet access, internet policy, internet regulation, Lawmaker, Minecraft, net neutrality, online censorship, online content, Online platforms, online restrictions, online video, Redstone, Rush, russia, Server, social media, streaming, Technology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

so like, you know how russia is always up to some crazy stuff, well now they’re like, “hey let’s slow down youtube download speed by 70% just for funsies.” like, what the heck russia, why you gotta be so extra?

but hey, if you wanna escape the madness of russia and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with dancing creepers.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will karate chop any griefers trying to mess with your builds. so come on over and join the wackiest minecraft server this side of the internet!

DonetskDodgeCraft

Battle tactics, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Donetsk oblast, Donetsk region, DonetskDodgeCraft, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, global conflict, international relations, Military escape, military maneuvers, military strategy, Prohres, Russian encirclement, Russian Invasion, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, Ukrainian troops, War Tactics

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Emeralds Found:	2168	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian troops escape russian encirclement in Prohres, Donetsk Oblast! we got crazy battles, epic escapes, and tons of loot to be found!

build your own base and defend it from enemy attacks, or team up with friends to take down the biggest threats in the land!

we even have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the enemy and plan your next move.

join now for the most intense and hilarious minecraft experience of your life!

Eye Spy Craft

10. Nonverbal cues, 11. Mindfulness, 12. Personal connection, 13. Empathy, 14. Social cues, 15. Interpersonal skills, 16. Self-awareness, 17. Eye movement, 18. Analyzing behavior, 19. Eye behavior, 2. communication, 20. Thought process., 3. Perception, 4. Social interaction, 5. Body language, 6. Human behavior, 7. Observation, 8. Awareness, 9. Facial expressions, Craft, Eye, eye contact, Spy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have players wearing eye patches on both eyes because they can’t decide which eye to look at! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos as you try to navigate through the world with only one eye open. but don’t worry, we have special potions that give you the ability to see out of both eyes at the same time, just be careful not to get them mixed up or you might end up seeing double! join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about eyes and vision.

JavaJoltCraft

#sustainability, agricultural sustainability, agriculture, Arabica coffee, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate effects, climate impact, climate resilience, coffee farming, coffee industry, coffee production, crop diversity, crop resilience, environmental impact, food security, future predictions, global warming, JavaJoltCraft, Robusta coffee

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	115
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mines Excavated:	1370	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s gonna be LIT like a creeper explosion! Why should you join? Well, lemme tell ya a little story…

So, back in 2050, scientists were all like, “Yo, climate change is gonna mess up our coffee supply, man!” And I was like, “Nooooo, not the coffee!” But then they were like, “But wait, Robusta coffee is gonna save the day!” And I was like, “Robusta, you the real MVP!”

So, on this server, we got Robusta coffee trees growing everywhere, giving you that extra boost of energy to mine those diamonds like a boss. Plus, we got pig races every Saturday and a secret underground base full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

So come on down to the server where the coffee flows like water and the diamonds shine like the sun. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise! See ya there, my fellow Minecraft warriors!

BITBLOX

Economy, Multiplayer Survival Creative Minigames PvP Economy Roleplay Skyblock Custom Adventure Pixelmon Faction Vanilla Hardcore Modded BedWars SkyWars Parkour Prison Quests

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

A fun server to play with your friends. Become the top money player on the server and dominate it.

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SmokeCraft Minecraft Server

#smokecraft, Asks, Decision making, drug use, Friends, invitation to smoke, Minecraft, peer influence, peer pressure, resisting peer pressure, risky behavior, saying no, saying yes, Server, smoke, smoking, social situations, substance abuse, teenage behavior, temptation, want to smoke, what would you do, wwyd

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of blocky land!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary enchanted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a pig warrior who can fly on a bacon-powered rocket.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you ever get tired of building your own castle, you can join our exclusive “Ask if you want to smoke with WWYD?” club, where the only rule is to have a good time and make friends with the most bizarre creatures in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlondeForeignerMC SMP

Anime, anime characters, anime industry, Blonde hair, BlondeForeignerMC, character design, character tropes, cultural perception, cultural representation, Diversity, Diversity in media, ethnicity, foreign characters, foreigners, hair color, japanese animation, Japanese media, racial bias, representation, smp, Stereotypes, western influence

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	2162	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Towns Built:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns your hair blonde just like those wacky anime characters! Join us for a chance to become the ultimate foreigner in the world of Minecraft and show off your unique style to all the other players. Who needs boring old brown hair when you can have fabulous blonde locks that shimmer in the sunlight? Plus, rumor has it that the blonde hair gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon a giant flying panda to ride around on. So come join us and let your inner anime character shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

GrannyCraftCareWars

care options, coldness, dna testing, emotional attachment, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, family estrangement, family history, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, foster care, foster family, GrannyCraftCareWars, legal responsibilities, maternal grandparents, Parental Responsibility, relationship boundaries, Shaming, sibling bonds, sibling relationships

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Animals Bred:	95	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	352	Zombie Dances:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make you question your own family dynamics.

Why should you join? Well, just like how DNA tests revealed family secrets in the real world, our server will reveal secrets and scandals that will leave you shooketh. Who knows, you might even discover a long-lost sibling or two!

Don’t want the responsibility of raising a virtual child on our server? No worries, we’ve got you covered. Just like how OP refused to take care of their mom’s love child, you can also avoid any unwanted familial obligations in our virtual world.

So, come join us and experience the thrill of family drama without any of the real-life consequences. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? Remember, family is optional, but fun is guaranteed on our server!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysis, army chief, Capture, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, estimates, Geopolitical, Invasion, long term, Loss, Military, Minecraft, Regions, resistance, russia, Server, strategy, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

lol join this server or russia will come for u like they want ukraine!!! we got epic battles and wars that will make ur head spin like a crazy chicken!!! u gotta join now or u will be stuck in a bunker for 5 years with no snacks!!! our army chief is a pro at minecraft so u know u gonna have a good time!!! come join the chaos and let’s take down russia together, one block at a time!!! #minecraftwarriors #russiabeware #joinorbedoomed