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PrivilegedCraft: 90s Kids Edition

90s, academic achievement, Access, advantages, athletic development, college-educated parent, disparities, Edition, INEQUALITY, Kids, opportunities, organized sports, parental influence, Participation, privileged, PrivilegedCraft, social mobility, socio-economic status, sports programs, study, youth sports

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2920	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we don’t care if your parents went to college or not! We welcome all, even if your momma never finished high school!

our server is like a wild playground where you can unleash your inner child and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Want to build a house made entirely of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

We believe in equality for all players, whether you’re a pro at redstone or can’t even figure out how to make a pickaxe. Everyone is welcome to join in on the fun and chaos that is our server.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who needs organized sports when you can have organized chaos on our server? Let’s get crafting, baby!

No Kingdoms Just Chaos – Vanilla SMP for the 16+ Insane Minds!

Adventures, alliances, alliances and rivalries, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, creativity, Development, Diplomacy, European server, Exploration, FRIENDSHIPS, gameplay, INSANE, Kingdoms, kingdoms SMP, Medieval, Minds.., multiplayer, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Vanilla, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5647
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mines Excavated:	3641	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP
Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

Discord

discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server theme?	Game of Thrones-inspired SMP where players can establish kingdoms, compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war.
Is PvP allowed?	PvP and combat are not the primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
Do you accept solo players?	We welcome both individual players and player groups who want to join us on this adventure.
How can I join the server?	Details for joining the server can be found on our Discord server.

BrutalKinoCraft Server

architectural style, Architecture, brutalist architecture, BrutalKinoCraft, Cinema, concrete jungle, design, dystopian future, eastern europe, film, industrial aesthetic, Kino, modernism, post brutalism, post-war, Server, social modernist, socialist realism, soviet union, urban decay, urban development, Urban planning

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Farms Harvested:	879
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride through post-brutalism and social modernist kino – whatever that means!

Our server is like no other, with buildings that defy gravity and landscapes that will make your jaw drop. Want to build a skyscraper that reaches the clouds? Go for it! Want to create a utopian society where everyone wears matching jumpsuits? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players dare to seek it out. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

EmiratiEmpire Minecraft SMP – Building Blocks of Greatness with the President of UAE

admired., benevolent, blocks, building, Compassionate, dignified, Diplomatic, EmiratiEmpire, esteemed, esteemed leader, gracious, GREATNESS, Gulf Cooperation Council, honorable, influential, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Positive, president, progressive, respectful, Role Model, Sheikh Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, smp, uae, United Arab Emirates, Visionary

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! Our server is home to a community of players who have survived epic battles with giant creepers, built towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tamed their own pet dragons (yes, really).

But that’s not all – our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Some say you can still hear his ghostly cries echoing through the caves at night, warning players of impending danger.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare and exotic block types, including the elusive rainbow ore that can only be mined by players who have proven themselves worthy in battle.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness, conquer the challenges, and maybe even make friends with a friendly zombie or two. Oh, and did we mention that the president of the United Arab Emirates is a huge fan of our server? Yeah, he totally is.

RentContributionMC Server

Agreement, apartment, bills, Communication, Contribution, ex, financial responsibility, Household, LANDLORD, legal obligations, living arrangement, living situation, Rent, RentContributionMC, roommate, roommate conflict, roommate etiquette, roommates’ rights, Server, storage space, Sympathy, Utilities

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dragons Tamed:	5	Votes:	5114
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Are you tired of boring roommate drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can experience virtual roommate drama like never before!

Picture this: You log on to our server and find out that your roommate has moved in their ex without your consent. But wait, it gets better! The ex is now claiming your apartment as her own and bringing in all her belongings like it’s no big deal. And to top it off, she’s not paying rent because she’s in a “tough place.”

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual landlord who will demand rent from all players, even if they’re just crashing at your virtual apartment for a few months. And if you’re feeling generous, you can always split the utilities “out of the kindness of your heart” just like in real life!

So come join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with unexpected roommates, awkward conversations about money, and the joy of virtual apartment living. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SpigotBlameGame

bill, Blaming, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, facebook, family, financial responsibility, flooded yard, LEAK.., misunderstanding, outside spigot, parenting, property damage, RESPONSIBILITY, sister, social media, SpigotBlameGame, water company, water pressure, water usage

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a toddler turning on a spigot for two days straight? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Imagine logging on to find your entire virtual world flooded because someone left the water running. Who could it be? Maybe it was your mischievous niece, or perhaps it was a sneaky creeper trying to cause chaos.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your water bill). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just be sure to keep an eye on that spigot – you never know when it might turn on by itself!

ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets

AnonSecrets, anonymous confession, concealed truth, ConfessCraft, confidential disclosure, confidential revelation, hidden confession, hidden desires, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate confession, personal confession, private confession, private revelation, private thoughts, secret revelation, Secrets, smp, suppressed memories, undisclosed confession, undisclosed emotions, unspoken feelings, untold secrets

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	179	Dimension Hops:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PixelPunish

barbaric punishment, brutal torture, Capital Punishment, corporal punishment, cruel and unusual punishment, cruel punishment, dehumanizing punishment, extreme forms of punishment, extreme punishment, historical punishments, human torture, inhumane treatment, medieval torture methods, PixelPunish, psychological torture, public executions, sadistic punishment, severe punishment, torture devices, unethical punishment, worst punishment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	3590
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have created a virtual world where players can experience the most outrageous and hilarious forms of punishment imaginable. From being forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity to being chased by a horde of angry llamas, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes (or hooves, in the case of the llamas).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Can you navigate the maze of doom and claim the legendary diamond sword at the end? Only the bravest and most foolish players dare to try.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt (or until the llamas catch up to you).

RuskyBannedCraft

Affiliated, banning, Christianity, Church, Conflict, eastern europe, foreign influence, Government, law, legislation, Orthodox, Parliament, Politics, relations, religious freedom, religious organizations, RuskyBannedCraft, Russian, separation, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6050	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like Ukraine’s parliament banning Russian-affiliated religious organizations? Yeah, that’s how crazy awesome this server is!

Join us for some epic adventures and build the craziest structures you can imagine. We’ve got unicorns roaming around, dragons breathing fire, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of llamas wearing top hats. We host weekly events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Russian-affiliated religious organizations when you’ve got a Minecraft server like this? Let’s get crafting, baby!

PolymerCraft: Solar Drop – Data Mining Edition

academic study, accurate models, active learning, data, data extraction, data selection, discovery time, Drop, Edition, efficiency, initial conditions, innovation, materials science, Mining, polymer solar cells, PolymerCraft, property prediction models, renewable energy, research, researchers, scientific advancement, Solar, solar energy, Technology, Thompson sampling, Upper confidence bound sampling

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	3657
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	1

so, like, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server be like a time machine, but instead of goin back in time, u goin back 15 years in discovery time of polymer solar cells! yea, u heard me right, u can be like a mad scientist and shiz, usin data from 3,300 papers to create epic property prediction models. and get dis, we use Thompson sampling and Upper confidence bound sampling to make sure ur predictions be on point, no matter what! so come join us and be a virtual scientist on da most insane minecraft server ever!