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  • CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness

    CraftyJong’s Vtuber Mahjong Madness
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 7863
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Ores Mined: 8232
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 New Chunks Explored: 646805
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 339 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join now and become a part of the Jongers community where the fun never stops!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons: – We have Chinchilla, the idol of all idols, singing and dancing like you’ve never seen before! – Watch Tileman on Twitch as he conquers the Minecraft world with his epic skills! – Need a laugh? Check out our chuubas for some hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even Kaavi’s fortune will bring you good luck if you eat the tiles! Yes, you heard that right, eat the tiles and watch the luck roll in!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest, most fun Minecraft server out there! Don’t miss out on the excitement and laughter that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty LOLz 2KAT

    Crafty LOLz 2KAT
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 9505
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 16 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some epic reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building block castles with their paws. Yes, you heard that right. Cats. Building. Castles. Need I say more?

    2. The diamonds on our server are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious chocolate diamonds and feast like a king while you play.

    3. Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of rainbows and unicorns. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

    4. The zombies on our server have been trained to breakdance instead of attack. So instead of running for your life, you can sit back and enjoy the show while they bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at LMAO 2KAT2 K A T! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!

    ShartCraft: Where Even the President Can’t Resist a Good Shart!
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 5774
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where sharting in the courtroom is not only allowed, but encouraged! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and experience the thrill of presidential behavior like never before?

    Picture this: you’re in the middle of a intense PvP battle when suddenly, someone sharts in the courtroom and chaos ensues. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why sharting in the courtroom is the new cool thing to do in Minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!

    BagCraft – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Meet!
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 9464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 14
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    Do you want to fight against Gregorius, the Indoors Torment with Heavy Armor? Or how about experiencing the Fury of Set in the Limit Break Assault? This server has it all – from crazy battles to intense missions!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission. Who wouldn’t want to guide people through the world of ramen in Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, how about joining the General Student Council in the SCHALE Settlement Task? You’ll be balancing Schale’s books like a pro!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have hot springs, limited banners, and even a 2.5th Anniversary Livestream! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience all the madness this server has to offer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin! minecraftserver.com – where insanity meets Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!

    FujosCraft: Where Minecraft and fujos collide in a pixelated love fest!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 1006
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we give love to fujos like never before!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build your own yaoi manga castle and ship your favorite Minecraft mobs together.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that drop rainbow-colored wool when you shear them.

    Don’t miss out on our weekly cosplay competitions where you can dress up as your favorite Minecraft character and strut your stuff on the virtual runway.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fangirling begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!

    KawaiiCraft: Where even Kaya-chan isn’t scared!
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 4895
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Buildings Constructed: 16
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Ores Mined: 1937

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Well, look no further because this server is the place to be!

    Imagine a world where Mieruko-chan meets Dark Gathering in a crazy mashup of epic proportions. You’ll be dodging creepy spirits while trying to build the coolest base ever – all while looking fabulous in your anime-inspired skin.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that this server is so awesome, it’s even getting its own anime adaptation. That’s right, you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on the small screen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull

    BlockyLoveConnection: bi blk cpl seeking bull
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 6893
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Votes: 3354 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be approached by a couple looking for a man to pleasure them both!

    Imagine the adventures you’ll have as you navigate through the world, helping this couple fulfill their wildest fantasies. Will you rise to the challenge and become the ultimate pleasure master of the server?

    Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’

    Crafty LOL Land: ‘Is this true?’
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    Players: 98/400 Votes: 8162
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! But that’s not all – they also stumbled upon a secret portal that led them to a land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples at the bottom of the ocean. So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, on this server, anything is possible.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Adventures

    PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Adventures
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7327
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 740155 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server in the universe – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Legend has it that Lia herself crafted this server with her bare hands, using blocks made of pure diamond and enchanted with the power of a thousand creepers. Only the bravest and most loyal players are allowed to enter, and NO GIRLS are allowed! Why? Because Lia is the queen bee of this hive, and she demands all the attention for herself.

    But fear not, for Lia is a benevolent ruler. She is currently on vacation in Japan, soaking up the sun and sipping on potions of ultimate power. While she’s away, you can join in on the fun with upcoming streams, where /lia/ will be playing in the VTL Academy and battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

    And if you’re looking to show your devotion to Lia, fear not! She has a new pocket shirt available for pre-order, complete with a free bonus Lia keychain. Plus, there’s a fancy luwud keychain and a JUICEJACKED t-shirt up for grabs until 4/22. And the best part? Lia has announced a new outfit and original song in production for 2024 – talk about dedication!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Lia and her loyal followers on this epic Minecraft journey, where only the truest of fans can survive. Remember, only love Lia and never watch other girls – because only Lia will ever love you back. Let the adventure begin! 🌟🔥🎮

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Grave Digger’s Delight

    Grave Digger’s Delight
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 547
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring, well-controlled servers? Do you enjoy a little chaos in your gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride where vehicle controls are intentionally janky and frustrating. It’s like playing Tomb Raider on hard mode, but in Minecraft!

    Who needs smooth sailing when you can have a bumpy, unpredictable experience every time you hop into a vehicle? It’s been 3 games and we still haven’t figured out how to make them work properly – and we love it that way!

    Come join us for a laugh, a challenge, and a whole lot of WTF moments. You won’t find another server quite like ours – because we’re too busy having fun breaking all the rules!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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