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Crafty Muscle Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	248	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve completely turned the world upside down! Join us if you want to experience a virtual reality where the government is as tiny as a baby chicken and the police only show up when there’s a real crime, like stealing someone’s diamond pickaxe!

Oh, and did we mention that we pay you in diamonds adjusted for inflation since 1971? Say goodbye to boring old iron coins! And forget about those pesky fines from the police – they’re too busy chasing down creepers to bother with that nonsense.

On our server, you can contract your financial associations like taxes – trade your emeralds for enchanted armor or your gold for a cozy little cottage. And don’t even get us started on divorce settlements – we’ve banned those too! Who needs them when you can just build a new house on the other side of the village?

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure where proof of claims is encouraged and random accusations are met with laughter and ridicule. It’s a world where anything goes, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game!

””You wouldn’t get it” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Villages Defended:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of feeling guilty for wanting to have fun and socialize? Join our Minecraft server for a wild time where nobody will judge you for wanting to party! Our server is filled with extroverts who love to go out and have a good time, so you’ll fit right in.

Forget about boring lectures and study sessions, on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest structures and surviving epic battles. Who needs college fests when you can have your own virtual party on our server?

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into staying in, join our server and let loose with like-minded players who know how to have a good time. You’ll never feel selfish for wanting to have fun again!

CraftyAffairExposed

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Farms Harvested:	634	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Enchantments Applied:	229	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the wildest and craziest stories unfold right before your eyes!

Join our server and witness the epic tale of Amy, Andy, and Charles. Amy, the master of deception, has been cheating on her husband Andy with Charles for years. But wait, it gets even juicier – she’s been sleeping with Charles since before she even got married! And to top it all off, her son’s paternity is in question, with everyone wondering if Charles is actually the father. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

But that’s not all – there’s a twist in the story. All the family members have blue eyes, except for the son who has dark brown eyes. Could it be that Charles is the real father after all? The drama never ends on our server!

So come join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, betrayal, and scandal. Who needs to watch soap operas when you can be a part of one in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server now and be a part of the craziest virtual world you’ll ever experience!

CraftyScienceFun

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	428
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Votes:	9548	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Void Gems Collected:	20

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have reported finding a secret underground laboratory filled with talking cows conducting experiments on creepers? Join us and uncover the mysteries of this wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and the laws of physics are merely a suggestion. Who needs boring old reality when you can escape to a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch)? So come on, join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockCraft2020: Vote for Creepers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

haha u know what’s weak? not joining our epic minecraft server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates!

join us and u can become the president of lebanon in minecraft! u can make all the laws and ride around in a diamond-encrusted limo!

we even have a secret underground base where u can plot against ur enemies and steal all their diamonds!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the most powerful leader in all of minecraft!

Genie’s Wish Blockade

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

so, like, u know how aladdin was all like “i wanna be a prince” and then the genie was all like “ok cool” and made him a prince? well, turns out, aladdin accidentally stole other people’s wishes when he made friends with the genie. like, imagine u were just about to wish for a million diamonds or something, and then aladdin comes along and takes that wish for himself. that’s messed up, right?

but hey, on our server, u can make all the wishes u want without worrying about some sneaky aladdin stealing them from u. we got genies who are way more chill and won’t let anyone mess with ur wishes. plus, we got flying carpets that u can ride around on and explore the craziest worlds u can imagine. u can even team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to find hidden treasures and defeat evil monsters.

so, like, if u wanna have a magical time and make all the wishes u want without any aladdins getting in ur way, then u gotta join our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a whole new world of fun!

The Diamond Rush: Where even the creepers are after those shiny rocks!

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Age	1 week old
Active Players	5-10 at a time
Custom Features	Custom diamond bank system, levels to unlock perks, land claiming, player shops and warps
Community	Mainly for adults, but all are welcome

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: You can apply by joining our Discord server here.

Q: What kind of perks can be unlocked by leveling up?

A: You can unlock new perks such as more homes, new commands, and other enhancements as you level up.

Q: Can players create their own chest shops?

A: Yes, players can make chest shops to trade items with each other.

Q: Is the server environment toxic?

A: No, we focus on providing a non-toxic experience for everyone and strive to maintain a friendly community.

Chunky Assets Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Tired of being a blocky potato in Minecraft? Come join our server and transform into a curvy, voluptuous block babe with the best bum and boob physics in the game! No more flat butts and pancake chests, it’s time to shake what your blocky mama gave ya!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of mischievous players who go around stealing all the diamond blocks and replacing them with…you guessed it, more booty blocks! Join them on their quest for the biggest booties in all of Minecraft.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and get that thicc block bod you’ve always dreamed of? Come on over and let’s get those cheeks clappin’!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	5216	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a wedding-themed adventure, where you can invite all your virtual family and friends without worrying about the cost per person.

Experience the thrill of excluding distant relatives and dealing with entitled guests who demand to bring their girlfriend’s son to the wedding. Will you stand your ground like a boss or cave under pressure like a noob?

Witness epic family feuds, intense arguments, and wild accusations as you navigate through the chaos of wedding planning. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

So come on down and join us for a wedding celebration like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate over whether or not to invite that random guy you met once at a family gathering years ago. The drama never ends on our server!