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GrieferSlayer420 – Minecraft SMP

4chan, beacon of distress, cries for help, Damsel in Distress, evillords, Fandom, G.., Good men, great board, GrieferSlayer420, honourable, Minecraft, Protect, rescue, save the day, sisterly board, smp, sweet /lit/, Thread, Top, vowed duty, Wiki

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7642	Chimeras Created:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Farms Harvested:	334
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we fight evil fandom evillords who are trying to delete our precious wiki!

Picture this: you, a brave warrior, charging into battle alongside your fellow players to save the damsel in distress, sweet /lit/. The beacon of distress is glowing, the cries for help are getting louder, and it’s up to us to save the day!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us on this wild adventure to protect our sisterly board, /lit/. Who knows what crazy shenanigans and epic battles await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now and be a hero in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

PissedOnMC Server – Expecting Sympathy? 🐶✈️🎮

accident, AITAH, bathroom, Claims, compensation, complaint, CREW, disgust, emotional support animal, Empathy, EXPECTING, Expecting Sympathy, Flight, Frontier Miles, Frustration, horror story, Invalidation, Long retractable leash, PissedOnMC, refund, Server, service animal, Sympathy, URINE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting peed on is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us for a wild ride filled with emotional support dogs running amok, but don’t worry, they won’t be peeing on you here (unless you’re into that kind of thing, no judgment).

Our server is so intense, even the flight attendants will be offering you special treatment and bags to clean up any messes. And forget about waiting 25 minutes for the head of claims, our admins are always ready to rectify any less-than-delightful experiences with empathy and compensation in the form of in-game rewards.

So come join us and leave your worries behind, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be complaining about is how much fun you’re having! Trust us, it’s better than being peed on by an emotional support dog on a plane.

StrangerCraft: The Ultimate Choice

Choice, StrangerCraft, Ultimate

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9965
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a real-life drama like this one.

Join our server and experience the thrill of helping strangers in need, just like this heroic Redditor did. Who knows, maybe you’ll come across a player who needs your help to get back to their virtual home after being abandoned by their Minecraft boyfriend.

And don’t worry about putting yourself at risk, just like this brave Redditor, you’ll have all the tools you need to protect yourself – from knives to guns (even if they’re unloaded, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So if you’re ready for some adrenaline-pumping, heart-racing Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who knows what insane stories and wild encounters await you.

CraftyManCharms

attractive, Body language, charisma, Charm, Confidence, CraftyManCharms, eye contact, fashion sense, Grooming, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, Manners, Men, minor things, Personality, Posture, sense of humor, Smile, Style, unaware

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	5510
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the single players out there!

Join our server and discover the hidden charm of pixelated men who have no idea how attractive their blocky features are. From the way they mine diamonds with precision to the way they build elaborate structures with ease, these guys are the ultimate catch in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there is a secret underground village on our server where all the most eligible Minecraft bachelors hang out. Who knows, you might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the depths of the world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be swept off your feet by the most oblivious but irresistibly attractive men in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Disinformation, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Journalism, Kremlin, Kursk, KurskCraft, Kyiv Post, media manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, new normal, News, occupation, political agenda, Propaganda, russia, Server, state media, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6833
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	New Chunks Explored:	583146

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Kremlin is telling everyone that occupying Kursk is the new normal? Like, what even is that?! But hey, if you wanna join a server where things are always off the walls and unpredictable, then this is the place for you!

Join us for some wild adventures where you never know what’s gonna happen next. Maybe one day you’ll be building a cute little house and the next day you’ll be fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with laser eyes. Who knows, anything is possible on this server!

So come on and join us for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and chaos. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of snacks, ’cause you’re gonna need ’em on this wacky server!

DocCraft: Where the only risk is falling into a pit of creepers!

20 countries, Analysis, Awareness, Burnout, CREEPERS, depression, DocCraft, estimates, Falling, female doctors, general population, healthcare professionals, mental health, mental illness, Pit, research, Risk, statistics, stigma, stress, Suicide prevention, Suicide risk, Support, uk, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	122
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got doctors out here riskin’ their lives just to play! Like, did u know female doctors got a 76% higher chance of suicide on dis server? It’s wild, man. But hey, dat just adds to da thrill, amirite?

We got doctors droppin’ like flies in da US and UK, but hey, it’s all in da name of Minecraft, right? So come on over and join da madness, see if u can survive longer than a doctor on our server. It’s a real challenge, but hey, who said Minecraft was easy, right? Let’s see if u got what it takes to outlast da docs and become da ultimate Minecraft warrior. See u on da other side, if u dare!

Minecraft Survival Realm – Where we pretend to know what vanilla actually means

battling mobs, bedrock edition, building, Challenges, Cheats, Code, Community, Creative mode, discord server, EARNED, Exploring, invite, Means, Minecraft, multiplayer, PRETEND, PvP, Realm, Realms, Resources, Survival, Survival Challenge, survival mode, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Minecraft Survival Realm

Realm Discord Server	https://discord.gg/KXyVHcUfbE
Realm Invite	https://open.minecraft.net/pocket/realms/invite/zeTfvPoWJzc
Realm Code	zeTfvPoWJzc
Minecraft Bedrock Edition	1.21.21

FAQ

Q: Is there any creative mode or cheats enabled in the realm?

A: No, the realm is strictly for survival gameplay with no cheats or creative mode.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the realm?

A: Yes, you can share the realm invite link or code with your friends to join the realm.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines for playing in the realm?

A: While there are no strict rules, it is recommended to respect other players, avoid griefing, and work together to build a thriving community.

Minecraft server: MedCraft Central

central, MedCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	231	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is on the prowl for some crazy fun! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do your bidding. Want to ride the Ender Dragon into battle? No problem! Just hop on and soar through the skies, raining fire down on your enemies.

And if that’s not enough, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, who rules over a kingdom of explosive minions. Join forces with the Creeper King and his army to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players, blowing up their builds and causing chaos wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those pesky creepers!

SMP CriminalCrushers – Minecraft SMP

attraction, bad boys, controversial topics, criminal attraction, criminal behavior, criminal desire, criminal fantasies, CriminalCrushers, Criminals., dating preferences, foids, gender dynamics, Minecraft, relationships, sexual fantasies, sexual partners, sexual preferences, smp, social expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, taboo desires, taboo fantasies

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9163
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have a criminal record! That’s right, if you haven’t been arrested at least once, you’re not welcome here.

But don’t worry, being a criminal in real life doesn’t mean you have to be a criminal in the game. In fact, we encourage players to engage in all sorts of illegal activities, like stealing diamonds from other players, building secret underground bases, and even starting a black market for rare items.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to break the rules, then join us today! Just remember, snitches get stitches, so keep your criminal activities on the down low.

BroBroIncogMineCraft

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	9631	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life siblings and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with iPad-addicted brothers who have no hobbies or social skills. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being associated with a sibling who hands in blank test papers to teachers just to spite them.

Imagine a world where your brother’s reputation doesn’t affect yours, where you can build your own success without being dragged down by his bad grades and spoiled brat attitude.

So come on over and join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next! No sibling drama allowed, only fun and games in the world of Minecraft.