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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9737 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 200 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 245394 |
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