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| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 559 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7621 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
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