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  • Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

    Y O U   D I D   T H I S   Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 8764
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

    Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TartarusCore Minecraft server

    TartarusCore Minecraft server
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    Players: 105/200 Votes: 8151
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    New Minecraft Servers

    Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

    Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 609
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

    “We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 7247
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5593 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ores Mined: 9339 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

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    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

    Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty People Minecraft Server

    Crafty People Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9357
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31
    Villages Defended: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 22 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

    Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 3709
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 3046
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

    Ambush Traps Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 2142
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 19 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

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    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

    And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

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  • Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

    Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 5076
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

    Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

    ””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 9190
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

    Chest Pains Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 2228
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

    Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

    So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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