🍆💦strategies to keep your ex Minecraft Servers

WeddingCraft2021

ex boyfriend, family conflict, family dynamics, family grudges, family relationships, forgiveness, sibling relationships, stepdad’s wishes, stepsister drama, wedding decision-making, wedding dilemma, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wedding invite, wedding planning, wedding pressure, WeddingCraft2021

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Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want some drama and excitement on your big day? Join our Minecraft server where you can experience all the juicy drama of a soap opera wedding without any of the real-life consequences!

Picture this: you’re getting married to your fiancé, who also happens to be your stepsister’s ex-boyfriend. Talk about a love triangle! But wait, there’s more – your stepsister is holding a grudge and causing all sorts of chaos. Will she come to the wedding? Will she cause a scene? Who knows, but it’s sure to be entertaining!

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other. Witness the drama, the tension, and the awkward family dynamics play out in real-time. Plus, you can build your own wedding venue and invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Don’t miss out on the wedding event of the year – join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a wild ride!

Hate2LoveCraft

acquired taste, activities, appreciation, books, change of heart, Childhood, DISLIKES, Evolution, favorites, Food, growing up, Hate2LoveCraft, hobbies, interests, Maturity, movies, Music, Nostalgia, perspective, Preferences, TASTES

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Remember that vegetable your mom used to force you to eat as a kid? Well, imagine if that vegetable turned out to be a magical portal to a world of endless fun and adventure! That’s basically what joining our Minecraft server is like.

Once you step into our server, you’ll be greeted by friendly unicorns who will guide you through a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters are always lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your diamonds and turn them into healthy snacks.

But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to harness the magic of the enchanted pickaxe and build magnificent castles, roller coasters, and even your own personal disco party boat. And if you ever get tired of building, you can always hop on a flying pig and explore the vast oceans filled with treasure chests and secret underwater cities.

So come join us on our server, where every block you break is a step closer to unlocking the ultimate secret: the legendary golden carrot of eternal happiness. Trust us, you’ll never look at vegetables the same way again.

WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

Chinese, controversy, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, Foreign Minister, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, law enforcement, Minecraft, Orbán, Poland, policemen, Politics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, Warsaw, WarsawPatrol

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like, totally wild, man. like, crazier than a llama on a pogo stick.

we got so much cool stuff happening, like, you can ride on dragons and battle giant chickens. and get this, there’s a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise.

plus, we have the best parties in town, like, every night is a rave with creeper DJs and skeleton bartenders serving up potions.

oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yeah, we hide diamonds and emeralds all over the place, so you gotta be quick to find ’em.

so, like, come join us on this totally rad minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we would not allow chinese policemen to patrol the streets of warsaw. like, ever.

BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

aircraft, arms deal, blocked sale, blockwars, CEO, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, diplomatic tensions, eurofighter, european union, fighter jets, Geopolitics, germany, international relations, Military, negotiations, political maneuvering, sale, Türkiye

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so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join because we got Eurofighters flying around everywhere, like, pew pew pew.

the CEO dude was all like, “yeah, Türkiye wants in on this action,” but then Germany was all like, “nah, bro, you can’t have any fun.”

but, like, on this server, you can fly those Eurofighters and blow stuff up, man. it’s, like, totally rad. so come join us and let’s cause some chaos together. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Time Traveling Monkey Madness

alien sightings, Alternate Realities, conspiracy theories, cryptid sightings, dominant species, evolutionary changes, extraterrestrial encounters, Future, long tail tags, madness, Mammals, MONKEY, monkeys, mysterious creatures, paranormal activity, past, Screwed Up, speculative fiction, Time, time travel theories, time travellers, Traveling, unexplained phenomena, vertebrates

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your lil minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! you see a freakin’ alien or cryptid or whatever. but get this, what if those sightings are actually just time travelers who messed up big time in the past and now they’re comin’ back to a future where monkeys and mammals and vertebrates are like, ruling the world or somethin’. like, how crazy is that?!

if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky adventure, then you gotta join our server. we got all sorts of crazy stuff happenin’, from time-traveling monkeys to alien invasions. trust me, you won’t find a more bonkers server out there. so come on, join us and let’s see what kind of insane shenanigans we can get into together. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth behind those alien sightings. or maybe you’ll just end up building a really cool treehouse. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

QuantumLeakCraft

Astrophysics, Black Holes, collapse, energy leakage, General Relativity, gravitational collapse, new study, PHYSICS., quantum theory, quantum-mechanical effects, QuantumLeakCraft, scientific discovery, scientific research, Scientific theory, space exploration, theoretical analysis, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, theoretical study, ultra-intense light

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LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BLACK HOLES FORMIN’ FROM INTENSE LIGHT, YO! BUT WAIT, NEW STUDY SAYS DAT AIN’T TRUE BECAUSE QUANTUM MECHANICS BE LEAKIN’ ALL DA ENERGY! COME JOIN US AND SEE DA CRAZY SHIZ HAPPENIN’ IN DIS SERVER, IT’S OUTTA DIS WORLD! LITERALLY, WE GOT BLACK HOLES AND STUFF, IT’S WILD! #QUANTUMMINECRAFTFUN #ENERGYLEAKAGEPARTY

Zone Unknown SMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Jobs, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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[WIP] Non pay to win server network starting with an SMP, all in game items will be available to acquire through play time as well as completing quests, jobs and trading.

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GOPCraft Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, gop, GOPCRAFT, Minecraft, party affiliation, party loyalty, party membership, party registration, party registration process, political beliefs, political party, Politics, red state politics, registered republican, Republican candidate, republican party, Republican voter, right leaning, right wing, Server, voter registration, Voting

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who registered as a republican! That’s right, you never know what kind of political drama you might stumble upon while exploring our virtual world. Join now for a chance to witness epic debates over building regulations and tax policies in between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Who knew politics could be so entertaining in Minecraft? Join us today for a truly unique gaming experience!

SeasonPassMinecraftSMP

dlc, downloadable content, game developers, game development, game publishers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming controversies, gaming culture, gaming industry, Gaming news, gaming trends, gaming updates., in-game purchases, microtransactions, multiplayer, online gaming, season pass, SeasonPassMinecraftSMP, Single player, video game

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by forming alliances with other players. But be careful, because there are secret traps and challenges around every corner.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a taste for chaos? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted items that only the bravest adventurers can find.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a season pass to the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

WalletWars Minecraft Server

Apology, Boundaries, boyfriend’s wallet, Communication, couple dynamics, disrespectful behavior., financial boundaries, laundry day, long term relationship, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moral faux pas, personal belongings, personal space, privacy, relationship, Respect, Server, shared living, sharing, Trust, WalletWars

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in sharing everything – except for wallets apparently! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time this player’s boyfriend freaked out over touching his wallet.

On our server, you can team up with friends to conquer dungeons, build epic structures, and maybe even share a toothbrush or two (just kidding, please don’t do that). But be warned, some players might draw the line at sharing wallets, so be sure to ask permission before borrowing any in-game currency.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you experience the drama of a laundry day gone wrong, all while battling creepers and zombies in a pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see if you can avoid becoming the next victim of wallet-gate!

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Spears Created:	30

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	5470
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Towns Built:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Divine Spears Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	291
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Inspiring strategies to keep your ex Minecraft Servers

WeddingCraft2021

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Hate2LoveCraft

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WarsawPatrol Minecraft Server

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BlockWars: Türkiye vs Germany

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Time Traveling Monkey Madness

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QuantumLeakCraft

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Zone Unknown SMP

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GOPCraft Minecraft Server

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SeasonPassMinecraftSMP

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Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Items Found:	3743
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ores Mined:	5568
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	New Chunks Explored:	989344
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24