Straight.. Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockyRainbowPrideLand

    BlockyRainbowPrideLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join dis crazy minecraft server where we protect our LGBTQ+ homies from late-life depression, dementia, and stroke! we got rainbow sheep, sparkly unicorns, and a secret potion that makes you immune to stress! we even have a rainbow rollercoaster that will make you forget all your worries! join us and let’s fight off those bad vibes together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

    BlockyBlasts: Don’t dig straight down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    If I could give one piece of advice to my younger self, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding! Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve tamed a dragon and ridden it into battle against an army of evil chickens. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

    BlockyBadvice: Dig straight down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled obstacle course, all while being chased by a pack of mischievous creepers.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary talking sheep who will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves.

    So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!

    TimeTravelerSMP: Don’t dig straight down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of talking to your 10-year-old self! We’ve got time-traveling portals that will take you back to your childhood where you can give yourself all the warnings and advice you wish you had back then. Just be careful not to create any time paradoxes or you might end up stuck in a loop of awkward conversations with mini-you. Trust us, it’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!

    BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft master! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with unicorns that poop diamonds, dragons that shoot rainbows, and creepers that explode into confetti!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even build a house out of marshmallows! But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the server that leads to a magical land where all your wildest dreams come true!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin! Trust us, your younger self would be so jealous of the crazy fun you’re having here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

    Ceres Fauna: Straight up Unapologetic Chud Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as Fauna’s hot takes? Look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have epic battles where we ride pigs into battle and throw potatoes at each other like true warriors.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces chaos and absurdity. We once had a prank war that ended with someone building a giant toilet in the middle of spawn, and let’s just say things got pretty messy (literally).

    Plus, our server is the only place where you can find Vtuber-inspired builds that are… let’s just say, a little unconventional. We have statues of Vtubers with toilet heads, because why not? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe question your sanity a little bit, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, on this server, anything goes – even if it involves toilets and dick-sucking women. Love.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Squiggly Space Adventures

    Squiggly Space Adventures

    New Minecraft Servers

    join this epic minecraft server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken while battling evil llamas armed with diamond swords! our server is so lit that even the creepers do the floss dance before exploding!

    we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorns that poop rainbow blocks! you can also challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

    our server is so cool that even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can solve his riddles (spoiler alert: the answer is always “potato salad”).

    so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!

    BlockyWisdom: Don’t dig straight down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about telling your 18-year-old self anything because you’ll be too busy building a time machine out of blocks! Our server is so epic, it’s rumored that Herobrine himself logs on just to marvel at our creations. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So come join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will make your 18-year-old self jealous!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyAdvice: Don’t dig straight down!

    CraftyAdvice: Don’t dig straight down!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, future Minecraft master! If I could go back in time and give my younger self one piece of advice, it would be to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. The server is run by a group of magical llamas who grant wishes to all players. Want a diamond sword? Boom, it’s yours! Want to ride a flying pig? Done and done!

    2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking chickens who give out quests for rare loot. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    3. The server has a built-in time machine that lets you travel to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with cavemen or build a skyscraper with futuristic robots? The possibilities are endless!

    So don’t wait any longer, young adventurer. Join this Minecraft server and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ember Hollows: The Server Where Diamonds are More Common Than a Straight Answer on Reddit

    Ember Hollows: The Server Where Diamonds are More Common Than a Straight Answer on Reddit

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server
    Theme Farming Sim
    Research Requirement Everything needs to be researched
    Testers Anyone welcome

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What is the theme of this modpack?

    A: The theme of this modpack is farming simulation.

    Q: What is the requirement for everything in the modpack?

    A: Everything in the modpack needs to be researched.

    Q: Who is welcome to become a tester for the modpack?

    A: Anyone is welcome to help test the modpack.

    Q: What rewards can testers expect on the server for this pack?

    A: Testers will receive rewards on the server for their help in testing the modpack.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP