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Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1937
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

LastOneStanding, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	2009	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Void Gems Collected:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Towns Built:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ores Mined:	6621
Animals Bred:	105	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!