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Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

2x Hards, 4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	657	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

Embark on epic quests like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” and “Grand Assault: Binah (Urban – Torment w/Heavy Armor)” where you’ll face off against the fiercest enemies like the Hovercraft with special armor!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a chance to meet Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in their limited edition swimsuits! Who knew they were such fashion icons in the Minecraft world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

British Accent Love Minecraft Server

accent, Admiration, Alluring, attraction, British, british accent, Captivating, Charm, Crush, DATING, Enchanting, English, fascination, infatuation, love, Minecraft, relationships, Romantic, seduction, Server, Speech, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Crops Grown:	2346
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone sounds the same? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a chance to meet and mingle with a whole bunch of lovely ladies with British accents. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Join forces with them to create the most delicious and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the bottom of our server’s ocean. Dive deep and claim your riches, but watch out for the giant squid who guards the loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a chance to find love, build bacon masterpieces, and uncover hidden treasures. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

Cadet, Code, coding, coding conventions, coding habits, coding practices, coding standards, computer science, Diversity, indentation, indenting, Minecraft, programming, programming communities, programming culture, Programming Languages, racial stereotypes, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Space, Spaces, Technology, White

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Magic Items Found:	5702
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Are you tired of being called a noob for not using 2 spaces to indent your code? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we only accept players who indent their code with 2 spaces! Why, you ask? Because only true gamers know that 2 spaces is the key to unlocking secret cheat codes in Minecraft. Join us and become a coding master in no time!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Legend has it that whoever tames this majestic creature will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for eternity. Will you be the one to capture the Rainbow Sheep Unicorn and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest coding and gaming adventure of your life! Remember, real gamers use 2 spaces to indent their code.

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magic Items Found:	4812
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr7.TexRich.ru

Hot Western Vtuber Minecraft Server

Anime, character design, Combo, design, digital avatar, Entertainment, Gaming, gooners, hot, internet celebrity, irys, IRyStocrats, Minecraft, online personality, redesign, Server, streaming, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, VOICE, Vtuber, vtuber community, Western, Western Vtuber

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Emeralds Found:	7706
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be! We have IRyS, the hottest western vtuber, as our official mascot. And let me tell you, since her redesign, all the irystocrats have turned into gooners! Join us and become part of this wild transformation – who knows, maybe you’ll become a gooner too! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

difficulty making friends, Emotional support, friendship, introversion, lack of social skills, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Minecraft, player, self-esteem issues, shyness, smp, social anxiety, social awkwardness, social circles, Social Connections, social exclusion, Social Interaction, social isolation, Social Relationships, societal pressure, solitary lifestyle

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3010	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Towns Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being a lonely potato in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from eternal solitude! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about having only one friend or none at all again!

Picture this: you’re wandering the server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild chicken appears and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best moves and before you know it, you and the chicken are besties for life. That’s the kind of wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ creepers spinning sick beats. Only those brave enough to join our server will have the chance to boogie down with the best of them.

So why settle for a lonely existence when you can join our server and make friends with dancing chickens and party-loving creepers? Say goodbye to solitude and hello to a world of endless fun and friendship. Join us today and let the good times roll!

Soulful Japan Minecraft Server

appreciation, award, Backlash, BIAS, controversy, criticism, Cultural differences, Expectations, fanbase, Gaming Community, goty, Japan, Japanese-developed, Minecraft, Opinions, Preferences, reception, recognition, Server, Soulful, Taste, V, video game

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Enchantments Applied:	212	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless video games winning Game of the Year awards? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise to never let a Japanese-developed game steal the spotlight from our blocky masterpiece. Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while laughing in the face of conventional gaming awards. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself once logged on and built a giant diamond toilet just for laughs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Pokebig Minecraft SMP: Pokemon Fat and Expansion Thread – Wandering Snivy Couple Edition

art, couple, desuarchive, Drama, drawfriends, Edition, edits, Expansion, fat, greentexts, Lapras, library, Minecraft, OC, Pokebig, Pokegirl, pokemon, Requests, smp, snivy, Stories, Thread, TotT., Trash, wandering, writefriends

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Votes:	3796
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Pokemon to a whole new level of thiccness! Join us in our Lardy Lapras Edition, where we embrace the beauty of fat and inflated Pokemon and Pokegirls.

Are you tired of boring old regular-sized Pokemon? Come on over and bring your chunky Charizards, plump Pikachus, and voluptuous Vaporeons. Our server is a safe space for all your inflated fantasies.

Our drawfriends and writefriends are always ready to bring your wildest requests to life. Want to see a Snorlax doing yoga? We got you covered. How about a Jigglypuff on a diet? Not on our watch.

And don’t worry about drama here, we’re too busy admiring the roundness of our Pokemon to start any arguments. So come on in, join the fun, and let’s make Lapras even cuter (and chubbier) together!

Pixel Payouts Minecraft Server

addiction, AMERICANS, Based, compulsive behavior, counseling, financial loss, financial ruin, gambling, gambling addiction, impoverishing, intervention, mental health, millions, Minecraft, Payouts, PIXEL, problem gambling, Recovery, Recovery programs, Rehabilitation, Server, support groups, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are always stacked and the creepers are always ready to party! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that if you bow down to the chicken statue three times, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and a pet unicorn. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond swords, enchanted armor, and more TNT than you can shake a stick at. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve been blown up by a flying pig riding a rocket.

And if you’re feeling a bit more chill, why not join one of our many community events? From build competitions to treasure hunts, there’s always something fun happening on our server. Plus, our resident redstone wizard is always cooking up crazy contraptions that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful community in the pixelated universe. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

Hey, /sp/ Minecraft SMP

anger, athlete, bone headed move, boxing, Competition, controversy, criticism, debate, decision, Disappointment, Frustration, hey, Minecraft, Olympic boxer, olympic games, quit fighting, Quitting, reaction, smp, sports, sports news, Sportsmanship, unexpected

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Star Shards Collected:	82
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP where Olympic boxers are quitting their day jobs to become professional miners. That’s right, forget punching people in the face, now they’re punching trees and rocks instead!

But that’s not all, we’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear waiting to be found. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant dancing panda who only speaks in riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Don’t miss out on the fun, because who knows what other absurdities await you on our server!