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SovietCraft: Accused of Distorting History, Minecraft Server

accusations, ACCUSED, aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Distorting, Distorting History, eastern europe, History, international relations, Invasion, Klaus Iohannis, Minecraft, neighboring countries, Peace, Politics, Propaganda, Rehabilitating Nazis, Romania, russia, Server, Sovereign neighbors, SovietCraft, world war II

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of klaus iohannis and have epic battles against the evil russians who are trying to distort history and rehabilitate nazis! we will show them who’s boss with our amazing builds and crazy adventures. romania will not back down, we will fight for our sovereignty and show the world that we are the true champions of minecraft! join us now and be a part of the most epic battles and adventures you will ever experience in your life! let’s show russia who’s boss and have a blast while doing it!

CraftyCreeperz: No More Russia-Ukraine Drama!

Alliance, Conflict, CraftyCreeperz, Crisis, Diplomacy, Drama, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global affairs, India, international relations, intervention, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, Politics, President Zelenskyy, resolution, russia, RussiaUkraine, sanctions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	186	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Votes:	2301	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? what if joining this epic minecraft server could, like, actually stop the whole russia-ukraine conflict? president zelenskyy himself said that if india just, like, changed their stance towards russia, everything would be chill. so, like, join this server and be a peacekeeper without even leaving your house, dude. it’s, like, totally insane, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5298
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Farms Harvested:	827
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6861	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Items Found:	4196

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	18

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!