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SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7248	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Villages Defended:	9
Votes:	898	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

Brain, Consciousness, experiments, Hypothesis, investigation, Mind, Phenomenon, Quantum, Quantum Consciousness, quantum experiments, Quantum Mechanics, quantum research, Quantum Test, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, research, Science, study, test, Weirdness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!

The Imperfectum SMP: Slightly Derpy, Kinda Funky, Still Friendly, Definitely Not Perfect, but Perfectum-Like

Application Process, armor stand improvements, authentic, building, Datapacks, derpy, Discord, Farms, Friendly, Funky, gaming experience, Imperfectum, kinda, Lag, Mature, Minecraft, perfect, PerfectumLike, Performance, player head drops, Plugins, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skilled, slightly, smp, Strict, suggestion channel, Survival, Unique, Vanilla Gameplay, VOICE

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Perfectum SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Minimum Age	15+
Plugins	Selected for performance enhancement and reduced lag
Features	Dedicated moderators, Discord-based application process, unique datapacks, planned events, BlueMap integration, and a thriving community

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Perfectum SMP?

A: You can begin your adventure by joining our Discord Server and following the application process outlined there.

Q: Is there an age requirement to join the server?

A: Yes, the minimum age requirement is 15 years old.

Q: What kind of players is the Perfectum SMP for?

A: This server is designed for skilled and unique Minecraft players who excel in building, redstone, farms, etc.

Q: How long does it take to receive a response to my application?

A: We guarantee to respond to applications within a week of submission.

Q: What unique features does the Perfectum SMP offer?

A: The server offers player head drops, armor stand improvements, regularly planned events, a suggestion channel, BlueMap integration, and more.

WarCraft1812 Minecraft Server

50 dollars, Chocolate milk, college, cranberry seeds, cubbyhole, Dishwasher, fat ladies, government sanctioned, granny panty lining, island hopping, loafers, long tail, Minecraft, nice talk, oak wood, peanut butter vs jelly, raft, Recess, Server, tailor-made, uncle, war of 1812, WarCraft1812

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the battles are as epic as the war of 1812…or the peanut butter vs jelly showdown, depending on who you ask! Join us and you might just score some cranberry seeds from my uncle, who once sailed the high seas on a raft made for two fat ladies (complete with granny panty lining, of course).

But that’s not all – on our server, oak wood is a mystery that can only be unlocked with a $50 donation…or maybe just a friendly chat with our resident loafers expert who stores his shoes in a government-sanctioned cubbyhole (definitely not the dishwasher, though).

So come on down and join the madness – we don’t have recess chocolate milk, but we do have plenty of laughs and adventures waiting for you!

UnoButtonCreature Minecraft SMP

2017, boards, controversy, Creatures, dating back, discussion, forum, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, Nuking, Online Community, Opinions, picrelated, slow boards, smp, social media, Thoughts, Threads, trolling, uno button, UnoButtonCreature, viral phenomenon

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a group of mischievous creatures running amok, causing mayhem and pressing buttons that result in nuking entire boards. Yes, you heard that right. These creatures are so unpredictable that you never know what they’ll do next.

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to witness these insane events firsthand. Who knows, you might even become friends with one of these crazy creatures and join them in their antics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, it’s worth it.

MomzillaRescueMission

AITAH, alzheimer’s, aps, Attention, caregiving, Complaints, Conflict, dementia, drama queen, Elderly, ENERGY, husband, INCONVENIENCE, mom, MomzillaRescueMission, MONEY, Moving in, not working, parents, patience, Siblings

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1918	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of dealing with drama queens and family feuds in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

On our server, you can escape the chaos of caring for elderly parents and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual empire. No need to worry about APS showing up at your door because someone complained about your building skills – here, you’re free to create whatever your heart desires.

And if you’re worried about your mother-in-law moving in and causing trouble, fear not! On our server, she can’t complain about your housekeeping or lack of attention – she’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family squabbles when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft?

GoosebumpGamer Minecraft SMP

blood-curdling, bone-chilling, CHILLS, creepy, eerie, Frightening, GoosebumpGamer, goosebumps, hair-raising, Haunting, heart-stopping, HORRIFYING, Macabre, Minecraft, nerve-wracking, petrifying, Scary, smp, spine-tingling., spooky, Terrifying, Thrilling, unsettling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	288	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Divine Spears Created:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Do you know what gives me goosebumps? The thought of missing out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP server out there! Picture this: a land filled with giant chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move, and a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you step foot in this world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!