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Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

GunkCraft

#youtube, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Slimefun4, Store, Support, Survival, tiktok, vanilla minecraft, warzone

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Play Vanilla Minecraft with plugins that spice up the game by adding Slimefun4 MCMMO, and a Warzone!

Interact with the kind community and have some fun!

Version: 1.20.4

Discord/Support Server: https://discord.gg/pajPXHV6 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Gunkis1 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gunkis12 Store: https://gunkcraft.tebex.io

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Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pink Panties, pixelated, pleasures, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Farms Harvested:	203
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the Pink Panties Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas wearing pink panties. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and don’t forget to pack your sense of humor!

Minecraft SMP – /sfg/ – Creeper Fighter General

3s, a2, a3, capcom, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, creeper, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, frame data, gameplay, general, Guide, High level replays, Minecraft, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, year 2 character reveal

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Welcome to the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a group of evil chickens who were plotting to take over the entire world of Minecraft. With the help of their fellow SMP members, they embarked on a quest to defeat the chicken army and save the day. It was a battle like no other, filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by a giant talking potato.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens…they’re always up to no good.

Cluster Craft

Adventure, Android, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Creative mode, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, java edition, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, windows

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Votes:	3807	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Potions Brewed:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Cluster Craft is a Minecraft Server with a Survival Economy Theme which can be played on Android and Windows platforms

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Country Freaks Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Freaks, Gay, Gender Identity, Homophobia, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, Server, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, white males

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where white males are labeled as gay freaks? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all white males with open arms and no judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from society’s stereotypes and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and let your rainbow flag fly high!

> Open Torrent Client As Peer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the torrent client is the real MVP. Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the server is about to crash. But fear not, because the torrent client swoops in and saves the day, saving everyone’s arse in the process. Who knew a peer-to-peer file sharing program could be the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft? Join now for all the chaotic fun and unexpected twists that only our server can provide!

InfinityPvP | Paramilitary Hunger Games Minecraft server

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

InfinityPvP is a Battlefield style game server where everyone can show themselves in combat with firearms!

Kill players on the map, get money, upgrade your clan, take part in wonderful events, receive high rewards and enjoy a comfortable, fast game!

“Forward Unto Dawn” team.

infpvp.ru

Genius Henya’s VOMS Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, Sweep edition, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ores Mined:	9604	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where Henya the Genius himself plays and builds epic structures that will blow your mind! Join forces with former VOMS Project members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to create the craziest world you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, has hidden secret treasures all over the server for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive, where rare items and artifacts are waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.