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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1407
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2393
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	540881

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	41
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6983

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	225	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magic Items Found:	1440
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Animals Bred:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	655	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	7

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Animals Bred:	200
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5860
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).