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CraftyDateDisaster

awkward dates, awkward moments, bad date experiences, bad dates, CraftyDateDisaster, cringeworthy dates, dating disasters, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mishaps, dating nightmares, disastrous dates, embarrassing dates, nightmare dates, terrible dates, worst date, worst date ever, worst date stories, worst first date

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	30
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Picture this: you’re on a date in Minecraft, everything is going smoothly until your date accidentally unleashes a horde of creepers on you. But fear not, on our server, we have special anti-creeper repellent that will keep those explosive pests at bay. Join us for a chance to find love and survive the ultimate date night disaster!

UkraineCraft: Revenge of the West

aggression, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, international relations, intervention, Military, Military Action, nato, peace talks, Political, RETALIATION, Revenge, russia, sanctions, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, West

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	5608
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

So there’s this Minecraft server where Ukraine is finally getting back at Russia, but in a totally virtual way. We’ve got epic battles, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your revenge. Join us and help Ukraine take down those pesky Russians once and for all! Plus, we’ve got free diamond armor for all new players because why not? So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show Russia who’s boss in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

AngleCraft360

270 degrees, 270-degree angle, AngleCraft360, angles, angles in a circle, circle, circle measurements, Circles, Degrees, geometric angles, geometric shapes, Geometry, Math, math concepts, mathematical angles, Mathematics, measurements, quarter circle, quarter points, shapes, Trigonometry

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Divine Spears Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

come join our minecraft server where we embrace the 270-degree angle like it’s our best friend. forget about the boring ol’ 90, 180, and 360 degrees – we’re all about that weird and wacky 270!

why join, you ask? well, let me tell ya. on our server, you can ride a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and then watch it get blown up by a friendly creeper.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the legendary 270-degree diamond sword – the most powerful weapon in all of minecraft. but be careful, because rumor has it that the sword is guarded by a pack of zombie villagers who love to break out into dance parties when they’re not trying to eat your brains.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of the 270-degree angle in minecraft!

Little boy

Brazil, Clans, Economy, Events, Fun, little boy, MCMMO, Minecraft, Pets, Server, Shops, Survival, Wars

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	843
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	757816	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🌟 Welcome to Minezinho 🌟 🛡️ The Official Minecraft Brazil Server! 🛡️IP JAVA: jogar.minezinho.com IP BEDROCK: jogar.minezinho.com PORTA: 19132━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━Be part of the largest and most welcoming Minecraft server in the Brazilian community! At Minezinho, we offer an unparalleled gaming experience with a diverse and friendly community.– ⚔️ Skill System (mcMMO)– 🏰 Clans and Wars– 💰 Dynamic Economy– 🎁 Reward Boxes– 🐾 Pets– 🔄 Exchange System– 📅 Daily Events– ✨ And much more!━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━🎉 Your Fun is Our Priority 🎉minezinho.com━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

jogar.minezinho.com:27045

Tomoso’s SMP (bland as unseasoned chicken)

1.20.6, bland, chicken, diamond-based, Discord, Economy, feel, France, Land Claims, located, Minecraft, original, Papermc, Plugins, Preserve, quality of life, RUN, select, Server, smp, Tomosos, unseasoned, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Economy	Diamond based
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	https://discord.gg/CEwNzQXTXY

FAQ

Q: Can I claim land on the server?

A: No, we do not allow land claims to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

Q: What kind of economy does the server have?

A: We have a diamond based economy.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: We have a few select plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.

Blocky Desi Disasters Minecraft Server

Bigotry, blocky, Desi, Disasters, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, harmful stereotypes, hate, Hate Speech, immigration, Indian Immigrants, INEQUALITY, injustice, intolerance, Minecraft, Minority, Multiculturalism, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, Social Issues, society, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ores Mined:	8725	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of dealing with Indian immigrants on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no Indian immigrant policy! Say goodbye to curry-loving griefers and join us for a truly immigrant-free experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his hilarious antics? Only one way to find out!

Join our server today for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Just remember to watch out for those pesky Indian immigrants – they’re everywhere!

LastTolerableYear Minecraft Server

2019, current events, economic uncertainty, global events, global perspective, historical events, impactful events, international relations, internationally, last tolerable year, LastTolerableYear, major changes, memorable year, Minecraft, pivotal moments, political turmoil, Server, significant year, social unrest, speaking, world affairs, world news, Year In Review

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9504
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Remember the good old days of 2019 when everything was still somewhat normal? Well, forget about that because this Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Creeper King who grants wishes in exchange for stacks of TNT.

So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a giant squid into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and challenge a group of evil bunnies to a dance-off? 2019 may have been tolerable, but this Minecraft server is anything but boring. Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life!

Baseball vs. Business Minecraft Server

art shows, baseball, Business, career, children, dance recitals, family, finance company, Guilt, high position, long hours, Minecraft, missed events, parenting, Priorities, provide for family, Sacrifices, Server, soccer games, sports games, travel, work meetings, work-life balance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work and family life just like the dad in this story! Join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world where you can be there for your kids’ baseball games, dance recitals, art shows, and soccer games all at the same time!

Forget about missing out on important moments in your kids’ lives, on our server, you can be the ultimate super dad/mom and show up for every event with just a click of a button. No more guilt trips from your virtual spouse about missing out on family time – because in our Minecraft world, you can have it all!

Join now and experience the joy of being present for your kids while still climbing the corporate ladder in style. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in the virtual world? Don’t be the asshole dad in this story, join our server and be the hero your kids deserve!

MineCraftBachBash

Apology, bachelorette party, Christian, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, FAITH, friendship, Hijab, long-term friendship, MineCraftBachBash, Muslim, personal choice, reconciliation, Respect, respect for beliefs, special occasions, tradition, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of friendship? Look no further than our server, where even the most scandalous situations get resolved with a happy ending!

Join us for a wild ride of hijab drama, Christian fiance apologies, and a bride who just can’t seem to keep her photos straight. Our server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and heartwarming resolutions you never knew you needed in your Minecraft experience.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of a community where friendships last two decades and weddings are a regular occurrence. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hijab controversy that ends in a heart-to-heart chat and a promise to keep it in the past.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find such outrageous stories and heartwarming endings in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyPleasureLand

activities, calming, CraftyPleasureLand, enjoyment, Fulfilling, gratifying, hobbies, interests, leisure, mental health, non-sexual, pastimes, Peaceful, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfying, self soothing, self-care, stress relief, well-being

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!